forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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Jimmonthy Glock

someone about to start a fight with me
me: "do you need a hug?!?!"
him: listen here mo~ … what?
me: do YOU… NEED, a HUG???
him: sure, its been a stressful day
hugs the stranger
him: i feel better now…

a keyboard but all the keys are circular and slightly too far apart

Save the wi-zard, save the wiiizard, SAVE THE WIIIIZARD!!!

Raises eyebrows

whan people tell you to act your age, remember,
if your acting like yourself, then you are acting your age

(This is a bit of context but at the same time none at all. These are all from D&D campaigns.)
IT'S THE GAY AGENDA!!!
Steve can't stealth!!!!
Sage???
Sage is going to get spicy with a dragon!
"No! Simon!" "He was going to kill us!"
We need to make Kolbalts, Sage!
Cultist in the closet!!!

Hey look! BACON!

Bendy
Bendy
Bendy's gonna kill ya
Plz don't kill us
Imma turn around
And give him a hug
BAD IDEA
DON'T KILL ME MAN!
Awww….I'm dead
I just wanted a hug man!
summons him again
GIVE ME A HUGGGGGGGGGGG BOIIIIIIIIIIII!

                 -My Sister when watching someone play BATIM

"Good morning Supreme Monarch of the Ant Colony!"
"Good morning Supreme Underling! How are the children?"
"Climbing the walls, sir!"
"Then get the flyswatter!"

" Hola, welcome to – zhe French – uh, Jeweler. "
"Hey, if you're French, why are you talking in Spanish?"
" Well, I know a little bit of Spanish – mais oui"

~Singsong~ "Time to hop into a- new pair of jeans." thud

"You can't steal my snot!"
"Unless you throw it away."

(i am not throwin away my snot! im sorry i had an irresistible urge to reference hamilton im so so sorry)

(LOL)

"Ghandi's gay cabinet party"
"Time to be a table!"

"Ghandi's gay cabinet party"
"Time to be a table!"

hold on, my friend's in the pantry

"They call me the octopus because I have so many legs."

WITHIN THIS SPHERE, I BECOME A POET. I SHALL WRITE THE WORLD'S MOST CRINGY POETRY, AND EVERYONE WILL LOVE ME. TAH-DAH.

Director: Nooya.
Producer: Nooya.
Editor: Nooya.
Writer: Nooya
Casting: Nooya
Voice direction: Nooya
Sound design: Nooya
All character voices: Nooya
Background artist: Nooya
Snack provider: Nooya
Personal assistant to Nooya: Nooya
Assistant (to the) director: Nooya
Secretary: Nooya
Security: Nooya
Animal trainer: Nooya
Personal chef to Nooya: Nooya
Chauffeur: Nooya
Guy who holds the door: Nooya
Shoe shiner: Nooya
Gift wrapper: Nooya
Special thanks to:
Nooya

God is a selfish two-faced prick

God is a selfish two-faced prick

I understood that reference!

"It's a beam."

(so my friend and I call each other Zoro and Luffy bc we're weebs so this is what goes down daily)
Me: walks into school like a normal human being
My friend, kicking her sandals off(btw it's currently SNOWING where I live), and sprinting at me at full speed: "ZOROOOOOOOOO"

"We have no culture, we watch One Piece."(same friend lol)

"I need a simple, easy to understand spell."
"Summon Nachos."
*facepalms "Something normal. Needs to pack some punch."
"Summon Ghost Pepper Nachos."
*shakes head "C'mon, help me out! Something that spends magic points, too."
" …..you'll spend magic points in the bathroom–"
"NO MORE NACHOS!!!"

"Eric the Cleric."

"Hi, Mr. Shepard."

"Mr. Shepard, would you like some breeeead?"

"Mr. Shepard, want a banana?"

appears from behind futon "Hi, Mr. Shepard!"

"Mr. Shepard!" followed by uncontrollable waving

(yeah we like annoying Mr. Shepard)

"I'm eleven."