forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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PICKLE RICKKKKKKKKKKKK

“Fraz is a twat”

"You guys are great, I want you to be at my funeral-"
"nO, I want you to be my pallbarers-"
"nOO, I want you to spoonfeed my ashes to my enemies"
~me

"Okay needy girlfriend."

“Excuse me, while I have my daily seizure”

"Your family is like shredded cheese"

"Girlfriend II, nooooooooo!"

"Hanne, have you got the pickles, sardines, spray paint and hair bows?"

"I thought Len was getting those!!!"

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"GIT GIT GIT GIT BUSY, GET YO ASS UP BEFORE I COME INSIDE AND GET YOU!"

"Thista Thin and Thista Thicc. With each other through thicc and thin. And believe me, Thista Thin knows how to tho thome hands."

My friend is the head of the Chicken Mafia

My Sis: "No matter how many pens I buy, they just mysteriously disappear."

Me: "Maybe the gnomes from Gravity Falls took them!"

My Sis: "Why would the gnomes need pens?"

Me: "To build a penhouse obviously!"

My Sis: starts laughing

Me ten seconds later: realizes what I said and starts laughing

Roommate just trying to play smash: what is the rule about throwing things?
me:
me:…

me: YEET!

"Demeter is an obsessed anti-vax mom, and you can't persuade me otherwise."

hi, you wanna cranberry?

me: ya like jazz?
lael: * trips on her face and dies *
q: sure…

TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER OH VALLEY OF PLENTY
VALLEY OF PLENTY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Lute intensifies)

(Holy music stops)

Boys fix your hair

Jesus rules

The Jesus rules don't apply to the boys

Save your pee for when you're on the horse

He’s probably still angry.

Bread is the biggest ho, he’s also a commie egg

lizzie: why is the janitor getting clapped? i wanna get clapped too!

Bread is the biggest ho, he’s also a commie egg

Lmao nice

CALM THINE TITTLES

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Hi I’m hi are you hi?