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Today's a good day (enough). I'm listening to Eminem and eating soup. It's wonderful.

YES EMINEM MY HUSBAND

@Pickles group

I have no respect for English teachers that make you explain why something is funny. None. I don't know how to explain why it's funny. Me explaining why something is the way it was meant to be should not be half of my grade.

@HighPockets group

Especially when you're laughing at a Shakespearean sex joke and don't want to explain why you laughed when Juliet says she wants to see Romeo dead.

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Especially when you're cackling about how the hickeys on your friends neck make a fish shape

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Once in my science class(the one with the teacher who roasts everyone) we were doing a cell anatomy test or something and the last question was 'come up with a cell joke and explain why it's funny'

I did a drawing of a cell then there was a lysosome holding a knife and saying 'I'm not gonna kill somebody' and the joke was that it's a 'lie-sosome'

then that night I came up with a better joke so R.I.P

@Pickles group

I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

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I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

I feel so attacked because "We'll see who rusts first" is hilarious

@HighPockets group

I mean in a book. That's satire. And humorous. Why. Why do I need to explain to you why it's funny. And some of these things weren't even funny. Yeah, I fucking cackled at "We'll see who rusts first" and that's not even one of the things you're asking me about??

I don't know what book that's from, but I wanna read it.

@Pickles group

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
He just laid down in front of a bulldozer and was like alright I'm hungover let's do this

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
He just laid down in front of a bulldozer and was like alright I'm hungover let's do this

I have the collectors edition of that series
And that will always be my favorite moment

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Mir- you have got to let me know when Tired Miriam is on tonight- I think maybe a picture of koi would make her go sleep and get some rest :D

lmao perhaps XD

Deleted user

I have to call this friend, there's no getting around it, I can't fucking do phone calls help me