forum “Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!
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@furetakunai ac_unit

O' great Seesaw Heehaw, I offer you a soup made of my neighbour's toenails clippings and my cousin's spinal fluid, how in the world do I will myself to stop skipping classes?

I will refer to the Ant Queen’s motto, don’t let them get you. Don’t. They will kill you if they find you. But it is too late already, you need to run as fast as you can.

She was very cheerful, as you can see.

Oooh, I see.

Deleted user

Yo, I have a,,, large amount of tears from a half started art project, a half finished mace, and a wooden table if you can tell me where to get free ink pens

Deleted user

Yo, I have a,,, large amount of tears from a half started art project, a half finished mace, and a wooden table if you can tell me where to get free ink pens

Get the Michaels app, if you have Michaels outside of Michigan. Get the app. Get some coupons, they’re crazy good sometimes. And then buy some pens and use the best coupon on them. It isn’t exactly free, but it’s a hell of a lot cheaper.

@cup_o_ramen

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

Tweezers and a lot of patience.

I don't have either of those.

You can get both at the dollar store.

For only a dollar?

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Oh wise one I offer you all the shit that fell of my bed and ended up in the area between the wall because I was too lazy to get it back, for an answer to an age old question, is algebra actually fucking useful in life

@furetakunai ac_unit

Oh wise one I offer you all the shit that fell of my bed and ended up in the area between the wall because I was too lazy to get it back, for an answer to an age old question, is algebra actually fucking useful in life

I can answer this one.

no

Deleted user

Oh wise one I offer you all the shit that fell of my bed and ended up in the area between the wall because I was too lazy to get it back, for an answer to an age old question, is algebra actually fucking useful in life

No.

Deleted user

Ayo Saw, you can have my ripped stockings, how do you slap someone through the internet?

With your hands.

@cup_o_ramen

O' Almighty One, I offer thou my choppy ass school paragraph in exchange for advice on how to talk to women.

I wanna answer! Walk up to them, open your mouth, and let the words fall out. There is no specific way to talk to them, it depends on whether or not they want to listen.

@Kamea public

O' Almighty One, I offer thou my choppy ass school paragraph in exchange for advice on how to talk to women.

I wanna answer! Walk up to them, open your mouth, and let the words fall out. There is no specific way to talk to them, it depends on whether or not they want to listen.

You lost me at step 1.

@cup_o_ramen

O' Almighty One, I offer thou my choppy ass school paragraph in exchange for advice on how to talk to women.

I wanna answer! Walk up to them, open your mouth, and let the words fall out. There is no specific way to talk to them, it depends on whether or not they want to listen.

You lost me at step 1.

Well I cannot help you then.

Deleted user

O' Almighty One, I offer thou my choppy ass school paragraph in exchange for advice on how to talk to women.

Even I don't know how to do that, and I used to be a woman!

Deleted user

Oh great See of Saws, I offer you a story I wrote in 4th grade from the POV of a pumpkin named Alex, and a jar full of dog hair. How on Earth does one actually make a good cosplay?

Youtube.

@cup_o_ramen

I offer you my mom's blue grading highlighter and my dad's old beanie for advice on how to come out

I offer you my bedroom for the same advice

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I offer you my mom's blue grading highlighter and my dad's old beanie for advice on how to come out

I offer you my bedroom for the same advice

I would do it when you are ready, in a situation that is both safe and calm. Expect questions, and have answers ready. Remember, even if they do not accept you, you will be safe and you are loved.

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i can offer an edit i just made in exchange for some tips on keeping a relationship hhh-

Communication in a safe, emotionally supportive way.