forum “Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!
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@Pickles group

I offer a bag of broken earbuds and a snickers wrapper, please tell me how to tell my friend I like her without making it awkward for the rest of the year, but if you wanna tell me to get over it that would work too

Deleted user

I offer you my sisters empty Capri Sun pouch and a random earbud sticking out of the seat in my car in exchange for advice on how to cheer up my friend

Cute and/or silly cat photos.

Deleted user

I offer a bag of broken earbuds and a snickers wrapper, please tell me how to tell my friend I like her without making it awkward for the rest of the year, but if you wanna tell me to get over it that would work too

Say "Hey. I like you. I don't want this to put a rift between us and I value our friendship more than anything, and will understand how you feel regardless of how you feel towards me. I care about you, and I trust you, and I didn't want to keep secrets from you no matter how insignificant."

Deleted user

i'll give you shot glass of rain water and 3 pennies if you tell me how to get over a crush

Eat some good cheese, you'll feel much better.

Deleted user

I offer all the Snickers that I got from Halloween, plus an instant ramen hoodie. Why can't I stop simping for fictional characters?

Because you are gay. Clearly. Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m probably right.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I offer all the Snickers that I got from Halloween, plus an instant ramen hoodie. Why can't I stop simping for fictional characters?

Because you are gay. Clearly. Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m probably right.

Fair.

@Fraust

I offer to you my crushed dreams and half of a soggy wheat thin that is my current brainpower
How do I stop hating myself and everything I do? (Especially my art asdhhkl)

Deleted user

Wise one, I offer you fun facts about punk rock and a cool leaf to know how the fuck to start a conversation with my crush over text

i'll take the leaf to answer this one. send them a recording of you singing verbatim by mother mother

Deleted user

I offer to you my crushed dreams and half of a soggy wheat thin that is my current brainpower
How do I stop hating myself and everything I do? (Especially my art asdhhkl)

Start saying nice things about yourself. Fake it until you make it, work hard and eventually you'll believe yourself.

Deleted user

Wise one, I offer you fun facts about punk rock and a cool leaf to know how the fuck to start a conversation with my crush over text

Say hi.

@CWPoofToxicRush

Wise one, I offer you fun facts about punk rock and a cool leaf to know how the fuck to start a conversation with my crush over text

Say hi.

Thank you. Fun fact: "Submission" by the Sex Pistols was written out of spite. Their manager Malcom McLaren (name is defo misspelled or wrong) gave them a list of words to use for songs. The band didn't really like him (seriously, they wrote "Liar" about him, I think that's kinda telling). They chose the word "submission". Instead of the "handcuffs and whips" their manager was expecting, they wrote about a submarine mission.

@cup_o_ramen

I offer all the Snickers that I got from Halloween, plus an instant ramen hoodie. Why can't I stop simping for fictional characters?

Can I have the hoodie?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I offer all the Snickers that I got from Halloween, plus an instant ramen hoodie. Why can't I stop simping for fictional characters?

Can I have the hoodie?

I'm wearing it right now lmao
I have two though, you can have the second one

@cup_o_ramen

I offer all the Snickers that I got from Halloween, plus an instant ramen hoodie. Why can't I stop simping for fictional characters?

Can I have the hoodie?

I'm wearing it right now lmao
I have two though, you can have the second one

Yasss! I have the pants but not the hoodie

Deleted user

O' master of sight present and past, I offer you a stale corn chip in exchange for advice on how to not procrastinate.

Do the task at hand in small steps, don't try and tackle it all at once. Set a timer for how long youll work, and then set another times if you feel you can handle longer. Keep going, even if you hate it, faking until you make it is a helpful strategy.

@nebula__ group

hi i have an offer to make
i can give you a t-posing kokichi if i can get some tips on how to NOT get cabin fever while i'm waiting for the results of my covid test

Deleted user

hi i have an offer to make
i can give you a t-posing kokichi if i can get some tips on how to NOT get cabin fever while i'm waiting for the results of my covid test

Eat. Drink. Be merry. And try to keep in touch with people, it helps.

@nebula__ group

hi i have an offer to make
i can give you a t-posing kokichi if i can get some tips on how to NOT get cabin fever while i'm waiting for the results of my covid test

Eat. Drink. Be merry. And try to keep in touch with people, it helps.

okay thank you here you go
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