Basically, ask for advice and offer up something strange in payment, like your mother’s eyelashes or a cool rock you found or your childhood best friend’s nightmares, stuff like that. Don’t ask for anything like, sexual though, I’m a minor and that’s a Big No.
Like an example.
“Oh great deity Lamer Gamer the Seesaw, I offer you a single dead rose petal and the tears of a beluga whale in exchange for (your question here)”
I offer you a part of a cockroach in exchange for advice for how to show my girlfriend just how much I love her
i offer you a waterbottle cap full of bone dust for watercolour advice. how do i do it well?
I offer you a part of a cockroach in exchange for advice for how to show my girlfriend just how much I love her
Give her the other part of the cockroach.
i offer you a waterbottle cap full of bone dust for watercolour advice. how do i do it well?
Drink. Drink it,
thank you, o wise one
I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her
I'll offer you my math homework for advice on how to say the alphabet upside down
Wise one, I offer you old eraser shavings, half a toothpick, and a squeaky toy. Tell me, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Wise one, I offer you old eraser shavings, half a toothpick, and a squeaky toy. Tell me, is a hotdog a sandwich?
I just want to answer this one rq,
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I mean it's kinda like a sub so i'd say yes
I mean it's kinda like a sub so i'd say yes
Do you put meat sticks on a sub?
I mean it's kinda like a sub so i'd say yes
Do you put meat sticks on a sub?
oi i said kinda
and depending on the sub yes
Oh giver of advice, I offer you the contents of the abyss under my bed; a jar full of dust, countless books and articles of clothing, chapstick caps and capless chapsticks, and two broken boards from the bed, all packaged neatly in a human ribcage and tied with a bow made from what used to be my Afro. What should I do to improve my grades?
O' great Gamer of the Lamers, I offer you two beads, three bones, a pile of animal and human teeth, a dead zucchini vine, and a human ear. How do I ask someone out?
Oh wise one, I offer you the snowman that I broke off an earring to try to make another earring. how do I make someone fall in love with me?
Heyo buddy fren I offer you a lock of my Hell Demon's hair, a pillow case that has been cried into for decades, and the most annoying alarm clock you could ever ask for. Now, how do I get into Culinary School?
Heyo buddy fren I offer you a lock of my Hell Demon's hair, a pillow case that has been cried into for decades, and the most annoying alarm clock you could ever ask for. Now, how do I get into Culinary School?
Cook the teacher.
Oh wise one, I offer you the snowman that I broke off an earring to try to make another earring. how do I make someone fall in love with me?
Give,,, give them a little kissy on the nose.
O' great Gamer of the Lamers, I offer you two beads, three bones, a pile of animal and human teeth, a dead zucchini vine, and a human ear. How do I ask someone out?
T-POSE
Oh giver of advice, I offer you the contents of the abyss under my bed; a jar full of dust, countless books and articles of clothing, chapstick caps and capless chapsticks, and two broken boards from the bed, all packaged neatly in a human ribcage and tied with a bow made from what used to be my Afro. What should I do to improve my grades?
Blackmail your teacher.
Wise one, I offer you old eraser shavings, half a toothpick, and a squeaky toy. Tell me, is a hotdog a sandwich?
Yes.
I'll offer you my math homework for advice on how to say the alphabet upside down
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