forum “Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!

Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

tune

Edit topic

I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her

T-POSE but romantic

Yes thank you. I have come for more advice. I offer you a cheese stick wrapper, a gray scrunchie, and a rock with the trans flag painted on it. Now, how does one impress their crush?

Yes thank you. I have come for more advice. I offer you a cheese stick wrapper, a gray scrunchie, and a rock with the trans flag painted on it. Now, how does one impress their crush?

I would say T-POSE but that’s likely getting old. To be honest, be yourself. And yourself is a hugelarge werewolf.

I'll offer you my math homework for advice on how to say the alphabet upside down

Z ⅄ X M Λ ∩ ┴ S ɹ Q Ԁ O N W ˥ ʞ ſ I H פ Ⅎ Ǝ p Ɔ q ∀

˙ǝʇɐɯ 'sʞuɐɥʇ 'ɔᴉdƎ

Wise one, I offer you old eraser shavings, half a toothpick, and a squeaky toy. Tell me, is a hotdog a sandwich?

Yes.

The wise one has spoken (typed?)

Oh wise one, I offer you the snowman that I broke off an earring to try to make another earring. how do I make someone fall in love with me?

Give,,, give them a little kissy on the nose.

You said it would be terrible advice but-

I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her

T-POSE but romantic

How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?

I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her

T-POSE but romantic

How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?

Nah, you gotta have a rose in your mouth, and a poster the extends your whole wingspan that says "I love you this much"

I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her

T-POSE but romantic

How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?

Nah, you gotta have a rose in your mouth, and a poster the extends your whole wingspan that says "I love you this much"

I love her more than that though, I'd need hundred-thousand-foot poles to hold each end of the banner.

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.

And got no one to vent to, oops

I honestly don’t have a whole lot of advice for this one. I also struggle to manage my depression but everyone is different and I honestly don’t really know how to help with this and I’m scared I’ll fuck it up.

There happens to be a venting chat on this site.

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.

And got no one to vent to, oops

You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.

And got no one to vent to, oops

You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?

Maybe not on here? cuz ion know if peeps will say anything about this stuff.

Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.

Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.

And got no one to vent to, oops

You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?

Maybe not on here? cuz ion know if peeps will say anything about this stuff.

I could DM you?

Okay?

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Dear Seesaw, I am writing to you today to offer you a pink squid stuffed animal, a slug, and the hair off my sister's hairbrush in exchange for the answer to one simple question. How does one decide on a show to watch?

Dear Seesaw, I am writing to you today to offer you a pink squid stuffed animal, a slug, and the hair off my sister's hairbrush in exchange for the answer to one simple question. How does one decide on a show to watch?

Watch Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts.

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.