forum “Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!
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@IonizationEnergy

Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.

@Alastor_Radio_Demon group

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.

What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?

Deleted user

Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.

Do you like cats or dogs?

Deleted user

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.

What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

@IonizationEnergy

Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.

Do you like cats or dogs?

…Yes

Deleted user

Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.

Do you like cats or dogs?

…Yes

You’re cool then. The question was mostly irrelevant but you’re cool. A bit of a disaster but cool.

@Alastor_Radio_Demon group

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.

What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?

Deleted user

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.

What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?

Yeah, but the shapes make no sense.

@Alastor_Radio_Demon group

Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine

No.

Why don't you like triangles?

Because I don’t.

What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?

I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?

Yeah, but the shapes make no sense.

I thought that was the point. I trade you something weird and you give me something back.

Deleted user

Seesaw, I offer you a random Cheerio I found in my bed for advice on how to sleep

Close your eyes and count to ten, or find yourself in the monster’s den.

@larcenistarsonist group

Seesaw, I offer you a random Cheerio I found in my bed for advice on how to sleep

Close your eyes and count to ten, or find yourself in the monster’s den.

Ah yes very helpful
Thank you o wise one

Deleted user

Seesaw, I offer you a random Cheerio I found in my bed for advice on how to sleep

Close your eyes and count to ten, or find yourself in the monster’s den.

Ah yes very helpful
Thank you o wise one

You’re welcome.

@larcenistarsonist group

Seesaw, my sister offers you the old creaky doorknob off our laundry room door and the fruit snack that sat on her lightswitch for two weeks in exchange for an answer… Why does her ceiling fan go faster at 3AM?

@AloeVera groupMentallyImInACottage

I offer you my bathroom mirror that is out of order in exchange for the motivation to practice drawing some more (or sleep, it's 1am)

Deleted user

Seesaw, my sister offers you the old creaky doorknob off our laundry room door and the fruit snack that sat on her lightswitch for two weeks in exchange for an answer… Why does her ceiling fan go faster at 3AM?

Demonic possession.

Deleted user

I offer you my bathroom mirror that is out of order in exchange for the motivation to practice drawing some more (or sleep, it's 1am)

If you don’t sleep, I’ll steal your kneecaps.

@d-r-e-a-m-s-e-q-u-e-n-c-e group

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Deleted user

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

Deleted user

Oh, great seesaw, I offer you a takeout container, unknown in age, origin and contents. How can I get better at art, there's a character I'm simping for and I wanna draw her really bad

Youtube, I'd try Sycra's channel. He has some good stuff.