forum “Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!

Started November 04, 2020 by Deleted user

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(My plan will now comprise of ants and no one can stop me.)

Make body armor out of ants, because when enough ants die the hive births more to fill in the gaps of jobs that need to be filled.

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

I can't be a GPT kinnie I'm already an Ashes and Lyf kinnie

oh great and powerful seesaw, i offer you a half-empty can of flat sprite from the back of my fridge and this nail polish i managed to peel off of my nail in one piece for advice on how to get my parents to trust me

Ants. They hold the answer.

…ants? is this going where i think it's going?

Ants last night, and ants the night before.

gonna be ants tonight if we're never ants before

YOU KNOW.

of course I know I'm a Gunpowder Tim simp

You pitiful mortal, I'm a GPT KINNIE!!!

I can't be a GPT kinnie I'm already an Ashes and Lyf kinnie

I basically kin all the mechs at this point lol. Except like, Ivy and Raphaellla.

listen, I also kin Jonny D'ville so…

Awesome. Bastard, but awesome.

okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

Know that soon, you will be much lower than you were, and all will be well.

okay i have another offer because i need more advice: i can offer uhhhh a picture of kokichi ouma with a gun if i can get some advice on how to go down a really high set of stairs without triggering my fear of heights

Know that soon, you will be much lower than you were, and all will be well.

okay ty very much,,,, and here's the image i promised-

i offer you the plastic parts of 12 thumbtacks to tell me how to make a candle

I offer you the casing of a rifle round I found laying around to tell me how to not die instantly

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

i offer you the plastic parts of 12 thumbtacks to tell me how to make a candle

Eat the wax, then let it settle in your stomach for three days. When it had finished cooking, open up your stomach and take out your candle. You will survive the process.

I offer you the casing of a rifle round I found laying around to tell me how to not die instantly

You won’t.

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

Tweezers and a lot of patience.

O' great Seesaw Heehaw, I offer you a soup made of my neighbour's toenails clippings and my cousin's spinal fluid, how in the world do I will myself to stop skipping classes?

O' great Seesaw Heehaw, I offer you a soup made of my neighbour's toenails clippings and my cousin's spinal fluid, how in the world do I will myself to stop skipping classes?

I will refer to the Ant Queen’s motto, don’t let them get you. Don’t. They will kill you if they find you. But it is too late already, you need to run as fast as you can.

She was very cheerful, as you can see.

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

Tweezers and a lot of patience.

I don't have either of those.

I offer you our extra Glock(Hayden gave permission) How do we remove a splinter painlessly.

Tweezers and a lot of patience.

I don't have either of those.

You can get both at the dollar store.