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Cabinet Battle #3 (Demo)

[Washington:]
The issue on the table: a petition from a Quaker delegation in Philadelphia calling on Congress to end the African slave trade and abolish slavery, in all its forms. This petition was written and signed by Benjamin Franklin, it cannot go ignored. If this comes to a vote in Congress, what is the White House's position? Secretary Jefferson, you first. Tread lightly…

[Jefferson:]
Sir
The constitution clearly states
That the states have to wait
Until eighteen-oh-eight to debate
On whether to end the slave trade
And whether or not you want it, guys
That is the final compromise we made

[Hamilton:]
Sir wait-

[Jefferson:]
But for a second let us say that we can legislate
Unanimous emancipation, freedom reigns, and yes, it's great
We cannot cure prejudice or righteous, desperate hate
So back to Africa or do they get a separate state?
In 1784, I tried to float banning slavery in the West
My notion didn't get a single vote
Slavery's a sin, it's growing like a cancer
But we can't address the question if we do not have an answer

[Hamilton:]
Is it my turn? Good
Plantation states are packed with promise makers
Do you realize the precious time these legislators wasted?
Institutionalizing slavery only multiplies our troubles
Wait till the 1800's, and their population doubles
You all know
This is the stain on our soul and democracy
A land of the free? No, it's not, it's hypocrisy
To subjugate, dehumanize a race, call 'em property
And say that we are powerless to stop it, can you not foresee?
Sir, even you, you have hundreds of slaves
Whose descendants will curse our names when we're safe in our graves
How will the south find labor for its businesses?
How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?

[Jefferson:]
HOW DARE YOU

[Hamilton:]
Yet still, people follow like lemmings
All your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings

[Washington:]
That's enough

[Hamilton:]
Well you asked how I feel
I don't pretend to know the answer, but the question is real

[Madison:]
If I may, Mr. President?

[Washington:]
Madison?

[Madison:]
Let's take this moment to establish a precedent
First of all, sir, we won't involve you in this
Imagine this debate with all of congress, it's ruinous
I'll reassure the South, 1808 is still the year
That was agreed upon
That buys us time and assuages fear
I'll tell the North that on January 1st
Of that year, we'll ban importation handling the worst
Once I get all this agreed upon, I'll pick up a pen
And introduce a motion never to discuss this again

[Hamilton:]
Mr President!

[Madison:]
Hamilton, if we support emancipation
Every single slave owner will demand compensation
And as for slandering Jefferson with talk of mistresses
Do you really wanna-

[Madison and Jefferson:]
Do you really wanna have that conversation?

[Hamilton:]
No

[Washington:]
Madison, execute your plan to the letter
Let's hope the next generation thinks of something better

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HEMLOCK

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XD I didn't know what a Hemlock was– turns out it's just a type of plant– ))

I'm pretty sure its also a ship name for sherlock or something-

As far as I know, that isn't a ship name. But then again the Sherlock fandom is always making new crack ships. . . ))

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HEMLOCK

(XD)

XD I didn't know what a Hemlock was– turns out it's just a type of plant– ))

I'm pretty sure its also a ship name for sherlock or something-

As far as I know, that isn't a ship name. But then again the Sherlock fandom is always making new crack ships. . . ))

i mean I don't watch the show personally just know someone who does so its possible for both to be true.

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[WASHINGTON:]
Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you're here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting???

The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton's plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

[JEFFERSON:]
"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn't settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote 'em
Don't act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote 'em

[JEFFERSON/MADISON:]
Oww

[JEFFERSON:]
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state's debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

[HAMILTON:]
Not true!

[JEFFERSON:]
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York's in debt—
Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I'm afraid
Don't tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create. You just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it's too many damn pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton's candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whisky

[WASHINGTON:]
Thank you, Secretary Jefferson
([CROWD (reacting):] That's my alcohol!)
Secretary Hamilton, your response

[HAMILTON:]
Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets
A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it? If we're aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost. You'd rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor
Your debts are paid cuz you don't pay for labor
“We plant seeds in the South. We create.”
Yeah, keep ranting
We know who's really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don't lecture me about the war, you didn't fight in it
You think I'm frightened of you, man?
We almost died in the trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent—there isn't a plan he doesn't jettison
Madison, you're mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
Damn, you're in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin' there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I'll show you
Where my shoe fits

[WASHINGTON:]
Excuse me? Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk! We'll reconvene after a brief recess. Hamilton!

[HAMILTON:]
Sir!

[WASHINGTON:]
A word

[MADISON:]
You don't have the votes

[JEFFERSON/MADISON:]
You don't have the votes

[JEFFERSON:]
Aha-ha-ha ha ha!

[JEFFERSON/MADISON:]
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes

[JEFFERSON:]
Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder

[MADISON:]
Why he even brings the thunder…

[WASHINGTON:]
You wanna pull yourself together?

[HAMILTON:]
I'm sorry, these Virginians are birds of a feather

[WASHINGTON:]
Young man, I'm from Virginia, so watch your mouth

[HAMILTON:]
So we let Congress get held hostage by the South?

[WASHINGTON:]
You need the votes

[HAMILTON:]
No, we need bold strokes
We need this plan

[WASHINGTON:]
No, you need to convince more folks

[HAMILTON:]
James Madison won't talk to me, that's a nonstarter

[WASHINGTON:]
Winning was easy, young man
Governing's harder

[HAMILTON:]
They're being intransigent

[WASHINGTON:]
You have to find a compromise

[HAMILTON:]
But they don't have a plan, they just hate mine!

[WASHINGTON:]
Convince them otherwise

[HAMILTON:]
And what happens if I don't get congressional approval?

[WASHINGTON:]
I imagine they'll call for your removal

[HAMILTON:]
Sir

[WASHINGTON:]
Figure it out, Alexander
That's an order from your commander

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i mean I don't watch the show personally just know someone who does so its possible for both to be true.

Yes, well it is possible for both to be true, but as for now, there's no such thing. I should know because I've been in the depths of the Sherlock fandom. And I still am.))

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