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Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Don't you hate it when an angry kid steals your dsi and your car?

Yes! I'm saved! Your wife exploded!

I was supposed to be a tree, but they changed me to a snake!

“I too enjoy dragon entrails and pasta.”

“Barefoot teenagers, walking around with swords on their way to the water fountain.”

“I should be a pickpocketer.”

But I must go to war with some kids

"Even his haters simp for him. They hate him because they can't contain their simping"

"I will give them a big joker smile and ask 'are you sure i am wrong?' "

"Even his haters simp for him. They hate him because they can't contain their simping"

You shouldn't talk about me behind my back :(

"Even his haters simp for him. They hate him because they can't contain their simping"

You shouldn't talk about me behind my back :(

i can and i will

some kid just walked in here with his weezer backpack, another kid handed him a duff beer from the simpsons, said i love you to the teacher and walked out. i'm quite confused

"Good. Be a man like a girl!!"

"That was a pretty generalizing statement about bunny rabbits, wasn't it?"
"It's a good thing he's such a lovable old coot, otherwise I might have to 're-educate' the tar out of him."

“I’m black.”
“That’s right!”

notices youw massive thwobbing intewwect
”OwO wats dis??”

“Welcome to the shadows.”

How dare

<3

You're missing the finale btw lmao

"Man, nothing gets my engine running more than feeling like I'm on a Lazy Susan."

Is it too late to cancel the Roman empire

“I want to see that now. A wild Zinnia appeared, oh heck, oh boy. Now she’s REALLY gonna be feral. There aren’t no therapists in the woods, maaan.”

"crime against foodmanity"

ice cream dilf 😔

I don't think it's legal to throw kids into jail
Crap you're Spain, I must be in hell
Just got to follow this up with something normal, "SIT ON MY FACE"