forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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No more quirkiness, we were all born normies

Have you ever just strolled up to a party, and they tried to steal your knee caps?

"I said "redistribute" not "steal"!"
"For legal reasons you did not say steal."

"Aki, you sound so nice today. Are you okay?"
"The weird scythe she is holding is kind of cute."

"I'm giving cards to people I love, so don't throw a fit if you don't get one."

"Poor Mormon Satan"

Even my own parents disowned me but as i have pokemon, it's ok

O ho ho. I can't help it, everybody loves me, right?
We have no allies. No one will help us. We have to protect ourselves, by ourselves.We have no allies. No one will help us. We have to protect ourselves, by ourselves.
The horrid image of a 50-years-old man cross-dressing scarred my battered mind.

"So y'know how people have boats that go vroom-vroom?"
"Yeah."
"And people nom-nom on fishies."
"Yeah."
"Well people go out in their big vroom-vroom boats and catch the nom-nom fishies and then there's no more nom-nom fishies, and the ecosystem is unbalanced. Got it?"
"…what?"
"Okay, say you have ten apples-"

“Hey peanut gallery guy, get up here you’re front and center”
“Can I throw peanuts at him”
“Don’t throw allergens at people”
“Ok, can I throw rotten tomatoes at him”
“Gonna have to be a no for me”
“Can we throw branches at him”
“If you can find any”

"I'll present you with the entirety of the melon bread I bought at lunch then forgot about and subsequently squished on accident."

“Most of the other regions are heavily kids-only and it would be difficult to fit them into McDonalds categories because of that.”

"I'd love to make sacrificial s'mores, though. >:)"

“Stop being gay to me.”
“No can do queen💅“

Even if I got killed, I probably wouldn't die

"You sure worry about some strange things. Relax. Anti-gravitons will keep her skirt from flipping."

Is this your first time dying

"Doctor, please help. There is a crick in my baby."

"let's go rip off new jersey's road system"

"if trump showed up at trump towers with an AR, do you think they'd make him keep it at the front desk?"

"That's not a military man, that's a leather daddy!"

We love Desmond. Desmond the Dog!
I fucking hate Desmond, don't speak on my behalf
Calm down, freaks. He and I share the same awesome blood which is made of beer

'Look, if we'd gone through with Naked Wednesday, none of this would have happened!'