forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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'It was like, Benedict Cumberbatch, and the Abominable Snowman Bride.'

“You’re not a fucking crab kid on bus, god this is why you don’t have a girlfriend.”

“Mothers are temporary, Australia is forever.”

Bum is not the booty shorts. Bum is the warm fleece on Sangwoo's folded and long Spongebob pajama pants

"If a man looks at you too much, it makes a baby inside you!"

"What's your essay about?"
"Uhh history and stuff."

"What's your essay about?"
"Uhh history and stuff."

are they wrong tho??

"What's your essay about?"
"Uhh history and stuff."

are they wrong tho??

exactly

"Breasts are only copying what the ass has been doing for millions of years."
"Are you shitting me? But, but, that's the real deal ain't it? The real deal yakuza mobile!"

"don't lick the balls!"

I don't read a book about an alcoholic mockingbird

I don't read a book about an alcoholic mockingbird

Today I made a republican almost cry and I'm so proud of myself

Yeah that and "your grandfather is a whore, don't look up to him"

"Mr. Bedroom"

"We were taught 'Never Eat Soggy Waffles.'"
"In elementary school, we always said 'Never Eat Soggy Weiners.'"
"Mine was 'Nice! Eat shit! West.'"

"Why are you sitting like that?"
"Look at what I'm wearing; I can't not sprawl myself out like Dorian Gray."
"You look like you're in the 'draw me like one of your French girls' pose."
Instantly sits back up in a normal position

"We were taught 'Never Eat Soggy Waffles.'"
"In elementary school, we always said 'Never Eat Soggy Weiners.'"
"Mine was 'Nice! Eat shit! West.'"

This reads like an incorrect quote

Get it together, Peachtree, you're 45

"Hikaru, you'll grow up to be a good girl, even if not really bright, teacher guarantees."

"You kissed our mother?!"
"No, I bit your mother."
"Different, but not better."

"You kissed our mother?!"
"No, I bit your mother."
"Different, but not better."

w h a t

"I feel like there ought to be a cult that worships butts."
"Call it 'The Cult of the Unseeing Eye!"
"Eugh!"

"Oh, please don't make that face like a long-dead boyfriend was really alive but turned out to be a blood-related younger brother."

"My harsh remarks are made by transmuting 40g of copper, 25g of zinc, 15g of nickel, and 5g of hiding my embarrassment along with 97kg of spite."