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Nate says Ditto (as in I agree and send it back to you) to most of my “I love you texts” so i naturally drew this

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I remembered just as I was reading something that I took an idea from TikTok. So I made him one of those support box thingies. I hand-wrote some notes and folded my sweater into a box, put in some candy that I thought he’d like for Easter (he actually LOVES peanut butter so most of it was filled with peanut butter. I’m not too big of a fan cus it makes me nauseous), a teddy bear, one of my little squishy things that I like to squeeze when I’m stressed, and a little dog plush. And I sprayed in a few squirts of my perfume, which I wore only on our first date (I’m not a big perfume wear-ererer).

So after the whole big shenanigan of him picking it up, he called me in such a way that I could see him open it. He popped it open and read the notes that I left out for him (such as me explaining the perfume-y smell). He proceeded to put the bear in his shirt (after discovering that he liked the smell of the perfume), throw the squishy boi, set the dog next to the rest of his animals of stuffed, and put the sweater on a Kermit doll that he had (“The grass on the sweater will remind him of the home in which I ripped him from.” “WHAT??”). He threw the notes on his Wall of Positivity, and we talked for a long while afterwards. He was very happy, 10/10 would support my lovely boi again.

He made a face like this one:

in the direction of his desk when I reminded him he had work to do for school bc he was behind. I felt bad but it was for the best. I didn’t want to be the reason he got farther behind.

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“Lmao I always imagine someone going up to you and being like, “I think Emi likes you owowowowo” then you’d just look at them with one of your Nate Looks (TM) and be like, “I sure hope so””

“I'd be like, "woah"

Man, that's so cool, do you think I should ask her out?"“

““I think she might be dating someone, though” 🤔😖”

“”Oh, do you know who?"”

““No, do you know? God, this is so cool, I’ve seen you guys hanging out!””

“"Well, I don't want to make her boybuddy jealous by hanging out with her too much…"” (For reference, I call him “bb” which he translates to “boybuddy”)

““But if you like her, that would make anyone jealous!” 🤭”

“"Yeah, do you think I should stop hanging out with her then? I would hate to make anyone mad."”

““You guys have been friends for so long, and you hang out so much, like, I don’t know!” 😲”

““Well, I guess I'll have to talk to her about it and her BF and see…"

"No, that would be weird"

"I'll just kill both of them"“

I’m crying, this conversation is still going on, but the killing thing is ABSOLUTELY something I would say

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I called him “dude” a few days ago, and he got super ecstatic about it. I never call anyone dude, so I suppose it was “dude” but romantically lmao

He said no one has ever called him dude before

Also, if there’s any concern, we are still together and okay. It’s just been rough for the both of us during the quarantine, so there’s a lot of ups and downs in our daily lives, but we’re still finding time to spend together.

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“Emi why am I stuck in safe driving mode?”

Me trying to do Latin

“Help me get out!!”

“i”M nOt EvEn iN a C a R!,!!,”

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[I make a joke that’s not too cool]

His response: “That’s like the equivalent of you telling me that you totaled my car, and instead of apologizing, you counter with ‘At least I don’t leave the toilet seat up’.”

“Okay… two questions.”

“Yeah?”

“1) Ummm I don’t follow. 2) We don’t live together nor can we drive.”

“You- you’re…” Insert facepalm

that’s it

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Last night we talked for the first time in a while, and I told him what my happy place was (“Sounds very ‘Emi’ of you”), and got super sassy when we started talking about stuff I didn’t care about (“Gotta clear out this grease trap of sass right now” “We are reaching levels of sass never sassed before”).

He’s been busy with work, but it’s been getting better now that the school year’s about to end. Our shenanigans will continue once he actually gets his life back from the clutches of school

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Woah! Hey!

I have a few updates.

Yes we’re still together and we’re doing pretty well for being far distance. Him and I both agreed that, indeed, we’re extremely physical people.

Nate has finished a biiiig bunch of his work and got his grades back on track. I’m very proud of him! He’ll still be busy through the summer since he’s a naturally busybody boi, but him and I will have more time together and more stupid stories will come up.

So we’re still moving along, and we’ve had a few “serious” talks (not bad serious or anything), but we had a lot more good-natured laughter and vibes now that stresses from school are out of the way. Like one night we stayed up till five because he wanted to finish a project in Terraria. I sat with him and it was some good, happy vibes. He never fails to make me feel really special, you know?

So yeah that’s it, we’re good in this neighborhood. A bit of positivity for y’all.

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Oh I do have a few stories I managed to remember.

Him and I were talking about a Reddit meme that basically started out like, “Never plays with anyone, likes cartoons… etc.” then it evolves into more horrible things like “Social anxiety”. Yeah I explained that well.

So he was talking about a particularly bad example with hentai and how it started out with thinking how Raven was cute.

“It’s like that sort of thing with addictions; It might start with thinking that Raven is cute.”

“I dunno, I think Raven’s pretty cute.”

The look he gave the camera lmfao

We were talking about DM auditions and I was putting my input on how it might change. He hoped that the auditions would become public (I was adamantly against it), then he was like,

“Oh, what if we voted on it?”

“Yeah, against [One of his friend’s name that we were talking about prior]? Dude, you’d vote for him in a heartbeat. And don’t even tell me you wouldn’t.”

He opened his mouth to of course refute, but I was like, “No, Nate, I get it, it’s Bros before Hoes.”

“You’re absolutely right. If anything, I’d tell people to vote for him instead of you.”

“I’m not even mad, that’s something you would do. Absolutely you would do.”

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he wanted to finish a project in Terraria.

Hmm?

HMMM

He was building a tunnel

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WOW

It sure has been a while since the pair of stupids got together, you may be thinking to yourself. Well, don’t fear.

We got together today for a few hours. We met up outside and walked what I usually walk every day. Then we hung out in the shady trees of the community college near us. It was wonderful, and I’m incredibly glad we only live a few miles apart.

We had a good time! Big hug and smootch energy with a lot of laughter that would’ve been devoid from between us had we not seen each other.

He annoyed me about my ridiculously long hair and even he thought I was slightly slimmer than usual (this is saying something, since he didn’t notice when my braces came off), and of course he’s still himself.

Anywho we’re planning on seeing each other more often now that we have the okays from our parents, and know how it’ll work out for us. So hopefully this thread will be rejuvenated again.

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I’m on a Zoom call and I got this gem from him:

“How do you turn on a foot?”

He looked up what “turned on” meant

“So you’re telling me that the mention of spongebob somehow aroused your foot?”

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Nate woke up this morning at 5 to a mouse in his room. I had my volume all the way up cus I was listening to music, and his nonsense woke me up. Thankfully I had been woken up before he got too loud, so I turned my volume down

Meanwhile I was still half-asleep as he got a hockey stick from downstairs and made the noisiest racket with breaking a plate as he moved things around in his room, probably waking up his entire, poor poor family

He was at it for an hour and a half