forum In Which I Talk of My Relations with A Mans

Started January 22, 2020 by Deleted user

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A fair thing to say.

lmao Nate called me for the first time in several days to tell me that he was still at the school after his Bocce meet, and had been waiting there for half an hour, just sitting there. He called me at 6:30, and our call lasted four minutes lmao

He just decided after a half an hour of boredom to call me to oversee if he gets murdered or not.

He was so angry, and as I was setting up my hw stuff, he just complained about being there for half an hour and how much he could’ve been doing.

honestly

this absolute nunc

idiot

standing where it’s coldest in the school

Lol.

Sorry this is so slow, we’ve both been really busy bc the end of our MP is coming up, so we haven’t been talking much.

Oy it's fine dude. We all have lives and respect that so does everyone else.

thanks Dom! Also thanks for like,,, following this! It means so much to me that you guys care about my outside life so much 😊

Honestly who doesn't like fluff. I do so that says a lot. (Though I normally go between psychopath and happemo.)

this

this i got sent three hours ago by his stupid ass

AT FOUR O’ CLOCK IN THE MORNING

IT’S A SCHOOL DAY

already such despair

keep him

Red I didn’t want to hear opinions as to what I should do to him

That's fair

though I also didn't say how you should keep him but I digress

Lmao I will kidnap him and make him sleep 24 hours a day

nah that’s weird

I’ll just yell at him

lmaoo sounds like a plan then

god

fucking

damnit

remind me why I love Nate again?

I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM DURING LUNCH, HE CLOCKS ME IN THE FUCKING NOSE, AND GIVES ME A NOSEBLEED

fuck

i still enjoyed myself

Wild.

Today on our date we were looking at Reddit memes, and we stumbled upon a caronavirus meme with this template

and at the very bottom (the smartest person), it said simply “Move to Greenland” and Nate asked me if I knew it.

Obviously I knew it, I had a childhood, and I was like, “Yeah it’s a Plague Inc meme” and I swear I’ve never seen so much joy and love in his eyes from that.

“You were always cute, but you're more cute when you're mad.”

“I’ll incinerate you.”

“ I'll dismember you first 😘”

(you can guess who is who)

“ I log every you ❤️🥰😗🥰😋😛”

lmao thanks for the reassurance

and naturally, to the log every you, I responded,

“I log every you too! ❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘”

I was obviously the more awake person, so I promptly saved his previous text message for the abyss that is my blackmailing rights

Our lunch shifts got changed because of the second semester, and now we share a lunch shift, which means more nonsense.

Nate stole a pin I had on my lunchbox

took the wire to my headphones and we almost played tug-o-war, until I physically made him stop and took my article of possession back

And I got permission to randomly pet him whenever I like, because “The element of surprise” excites him, mostly after I admitted that, yes, I was coming up with stupid reasons to touch his hair

_{it’s so soft}