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A scene just popped into my head where everyone rode lawnmowers. The 'highway' is now just a huge grassy field, because you can make the roads. The handle of the lawnmower is now the wheel. You sit on the lawnmower, facing the handle (btw lawnmowers work backwards now), and steer.
???
Oh?
That's an interesting change the world has made. Might prevent a lot of vehicle accidents.
K, so on our to-do list we have:
Honestly that's a pretty good start for a to-do list.
YES
Travel might be a tad slower, but we'll all be just a little bit safer.
Just be mindful of the rapidly spinning blades.
Oh wait what if an existential crisis for grass pops up…
Ehh we'll burn that bridge and take the ashes to a volcano cross that bridge when we meet it
XD
The people on this site are so much more entertaining than the people I know irl
I mean entertaining and losing our minds are basically interchangeable right?
True true.
Rare picture of me trying to fit in amongst other people
Mood.
It's scary how relatable this is
I like the way you think
I'm trying to decide whether I'm proud of the fact or embarrassed that this actually exists. I'm pretty sure I'm proud.
I'd pick proud
Yes fam. Good tastes.
So, this guy that is super annoying and just recently backed off of trying to date me keeps insisting that he needs my and my friends' numbers so he can, and I quote, "bug us all summer." I flat out said no, I hate being bugged, and I literally rarely ever look at my phone when I get notifications.
Lol you go girl
Thank you! I'm quite proud of myself for not saying 'sure!' like the fake nice person that I am.
*sigh* He seriously didn't back off until I used a fellow Notebook user as my fake bf
Oh hello, new person!
Also, Circe, just… just pancaking send him to space. Problem solved.
Hi Emi!
Indeed, problem solved. He was just recently rejected by yet another girl. He asked her if she was available and interested, and she said unavailable and not interested. He ran right back to me and has once again tried getting my number.
This bish needs to not-
UghhhhHH people suck so much sometimes all the pancaking time.
And the thing is, all I did was be a decent human being, and he takes that as a green light to try and get me. He's literally a creeper that no one likes. I went to a local cafe to hang out with him for a bit, and I was SHAKING, I was so uncomfortable. It originally was supposed to be a movie night thing with a group of people, but as I said, no one likes him. He tried doing it with just me and him, and I was seriously opposed to the idea. That's how we ended up at the cafe.
Anyways, I didn't even do anything to lead him on, and that frustrates me even more.
Ugh he sounds like the kinda guy who needs to get his ego knocked down a few notches- no. Nevermind. Knock his ego off freaking Mount Everest and him too. Whoopsies got a little harsh but seriously.
You know how men are. They think "no" means "yes," and "get lost" means "take me, I'm yours." …Yes, I quoted Meg from Hercules. But it was a good quote, and it fit. I stand by this decision.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Meg is amazing and has so many good lines.
I love that quote but I'm honestly so relieved you know the movie and the character cause I was like lowkey worried about it not being understood.