so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
adds tajin to my fruit
there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho
I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."
so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
adds tajin to my fruit
there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho
I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."
pokes with rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeeeee
so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee
Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?
pls
Please what? Let you hit me?
so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
adds tajin to my fruit
there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho
I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."
hm, in a way, yes. You see, the black seeds represent the darkness, while the white is basically you. so the fact that fruit is covered in black seeds means you are a person filled with darkness. this makes no sense but shhhh
so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee
Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?
pls
Please what? Let you hit me?
No pls be nice
I sigh an pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.
so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.
it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(
tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit
That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.
i ignore you
free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late
I raise an eyebrow
adds tajin to my fruit
there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho
I roll my eyes "Bland and depressing."
hm, in a way, yes. You see, the black seeds represent the darkness, while the white is basically you. so the fact that fruit is covered in black seeds means you are a person filled with darkness. this makes no sense but shhhh
I tilt my head For once, I think you made a good metaphor.
I sigh a pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.
pokes with newspaper again
I sigh a pinch the bridge of my nose, thinking Maybe. It depends on what Pandora says next.
pokes with newspaper again
I raise my hands in surrender Alright, Amethyst. Just for tonight, I will attempt to be nice. . . er.
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
buries myself into my blanket cocoon until only the top half of my head is visible
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
well shit dude, that sucks
weapons that latino parents use to whoop their child
chancla - default level (will not bruise you)
belt - default level (might bruise you if your hit hard enough)
wooden spoon - also default level (no bruises, might end up breaking it)
cable - level 2 actually, there's no level 1 (you will definitely be bruised)
metal spoon (depends if its heated up) - level 2 ??? (not really a bruise???)
switch (the tree branch not the console) - you fucked up congrats on your new bruises bitch those will not heal as quick as the other ones lmao
I've had all of these used on me. The heated metal spoon sucks if it's thin, because then it's springy, and not only leaves welts and sometimes cuts, but also burns you.
all of these (well except the metal spoon) have also been used on me. i think the first time was with the belt and i might have been idk 6 or 7? but anyway with the amount of times i have burned myself i don't think the burn part shall be much of a problem for me
Yes, but I couldn't sit for days.
well shit dude, that sucks
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
AHHHH nonononononononono why would you SAYYYY that, GAH that hurts just thinking about it, nooo whyyyyy
(I have not snapped a tendon before and I am terrified to)
I shrug Gave me some serious standards for pain. And then I shattered my left kneecap. Now? I know nothing can hurt as bad as that except a cut Achilles tendon.
AHHHH nonononononononono why would you SAYYYY that, GAH that hurts just thinking about it, nooo whyyyyy
(I have not snapped a tendon before and I am terrified to)
Sorry.
I will say it sucks a massive, hairy dick with goiter.
o.O
I would almost prefer the tendon to that description, good lord
o.O
I would almost prefer the tendon to that description, good lord
That, my fine Cheesecakey fellow, was the point.
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