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Good friends are like 🌟STARS🌟, you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Awww

Good morning, y'all! How is everyone doing?

Morning! Im good- just tired

i feel like dead-

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

Morning! Im good- just tired

Yeahhh, makes sense. Hope it gets better, though. virtual hugs

i feel like dead-

Aww. hesitates to hug cuz I don't know if you like them

IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY

No one else was in the room where it happened

is that a yes

YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

Oop. (._ .)/

IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY

No one else was in the room where it happened

is that a yes

YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS

wheeze I knew this would happen, lol

IF I CAN PROVE THAT I NEVER TOUCHED MY BALLS WILL YOU PROMIST NOT TO TELL ANOTHER SOUL WHAT YOU SAY

No one else was in the room where it happened

is that a yes

YOU JUST TOUCHED YOUR BALLS

I- what-

Do you need a lipstick taser? That could bring up some serious pain down there. 💄⚡️💅

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

IM SORRY TO THE GAYS

*holds out lipstick tasers *

TAKE ONE

No clue whats going on here…….

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

_{oh my gosh, I’m so sorry}

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

_{oh my gosh, I’m so sorry}

_{i lived so im fine!}

i feel like dead-

Why?

No clue whats going on here…….

Same…

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

_{oh my gosh, I’m so sorry}

_{i lived so im fine!}

_{ok, that’s good! Sorry that happened, though}

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

_{oh my gosh, I’m so sorry}

_{i lived so im fine!}

_{ok, that’s good! Sorry that happened, though}

_{** I am sorry too **}

i feel like dead-

Why?

life is an existential pit where nothing matters to anybody besides the size of your ass and tits as a woman or the size of your goddamn paycheck if you're a man-

Why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag?

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????/Hit the what

WAIT, I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT THE GAYS!

*chicken panic *

hit me-

_{like my dad did when he found i was gay}

_{oh my gosh, I’m so sorry}

_{i lived so im fine!}

_{ok, that’s good! Sorry that happened, though}

_{** I am sorry too **}

_{its fine-}

Why is there a flamingo in my sleeping bag?

huh-?

i feel like dead-

Why?

life is an existential pit where nothing matters to anybody besides the size of your ass and tits as a woman or the size of your goddamn paycheck if you're a man-

I mean. . . Yeah—