forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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_{I do not have the mental capacity to read that……..}

I know. You don't have to. But it's there for when you can.

_{sobs in too much anxiety I’ll probably read it later}

I look at you, concerned I don't often hug people, but. . . I sit down on the floor next to you and pull you into a gentle hug

_{I’ve been stolen and I am not arguing figuratively melts into the rare hug}

I smile quietly If you ever need someone to just be quiet and sit near you, I'm your man.

Okay, so this is what I have written so far:

Wow, its pretty interesting! 👏🏽

Thank you! (You are an Initiate, by the way.)

_{I do not have the mental capacity to read that……..}

I know. You don't have to. But it's there for when you can.

_{sobs in too much anxiety I’ll probably read it later}

I look at you, concerned I don't often hug people, but. . . I sit down on the floor next to you and pull you into a gentle hug

_{I’ve been stolen and I am not arguing figuratively melts into the rare hug}

I smile quietly If you ever need someone to just be quiet and sit near you, I'm your man.

^^

Okay, so this is what I have written so far:

Wow, its pretty interesting! 👏🏽

Thank you! (You are an Initiate, by the way.)

Okayyyy…. you're welcome, btw!

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

Aight, imma go to bed. Good night everyone! dissolves out of the thread

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

ouch…

Aight, imma head out…

I personally don’t like dragonfruit I mean what

Aight, imma go to bed. Good night everyone! dissolves out of the thread

I wave Bonum noctis. May Shadows grant you Knowledge.

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

Be niceeee-

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

ouch…

Aight, imma head out…

That's just mine and Pandora's dynamic here - assholery towards each other. We've made it clear it's not serious.

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

Be niceeee-

That's just mine and Pandora's dynamic here - assholery towards each other. We've made it clear it's not serious.

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

chicken, why are you going to hit the gay??? WHAT DID THE GAYS DO TO YOU????

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

Hit the what

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

I adopted

Zeh purple egg

Welcome to the family, buddy

And I’d better hit the gay. Good night, y’all!

I wave May Ruin be the only thing that comes to you tonight.

I personally don’t like dragonfruit I mean what

i don't think I'll buy it again
I'll stick to pomegranates and other stuff

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

adds tajin to my fruit

there's so much black seeds and it reminds me of Jericho

so, earlier in the week, i bought dragon fruit.

it has no flavour. and some quick research showed that not yet ripe dragon fruits have no flavour which means i bought a not yet ripe fruit which sucks :(

tho i did add sugar and at least its better than flavourless fruit

That sucks for you, Pandora, but I don't see why I should care.

i ignore you

free popcorn y'all i got free popcorn come and get it before its too late

I raise an eyebrow

summons my rolled up newspaper be niceeeeeeeeeee

Or what? You'll bap me? Haven't we been through this before, sweetheart?

_pls

can a fruit be ✨ fruity ✨?