forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

Oui, absolument

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

We also provide a greatsword and a broadsword.

oh? is that all? An ineffective and bulky weapon along with a mistake that was accidentally given the title sword?
HA no

It drips with golden ichor

Calm down, Letus.

No. Never.

But Letusssss

And, actually, I prefer Thanatos.

BUT THANOS I MEAN THANATOS

No-

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

We also provide a greatsword and a broadsword.

you might as well just provide thanos gauntlet at this point

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

Oui, absolument

Et quand l'incendie criminel ne fonctionne plus, il y a toujours le meurtre

I wave at Demons You're with Gemma? I stole Denny.

rude!!

but Visio has pizza, Arya, as well as they're a lot more fun!

child, you forget, food has no effect on me, and what abt the knifes. How can they be more fun than knifes

We also provide a greatsword and a broadsword.

you might as well just provide thanos gauntlet at this point

Nope.

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

You are all my type of crazy.

Which part makes you say that, ami? The L'incendie criminel?

Indeed.

Fire is the best, honestly. That’s why I’m a big Phoenix.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

at some point, this is gonna have more pages than any other thread on the site

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

(Waves Good bye. May the Shadows watch over you.)

I hand over a larger sheet of paper Here you go.

I still have to hold it close and it takes me a painfully long time to read it, then I nod and sign it with the quill. Done deal, sadeeq. Done deal.

I grin, closing my hands. The contract and quill disappear Thank you.

Many welcomes, sadeeq. 'Twas my pleasure.

I bow Now, for our first order of business. Care to shatter some eggs?

I grin I do like the noise they make.

I look at Rhys then back at Denny Here's the deal. We shatter them then set fire to them.

YAY!! ARSON!!!! L'incendie criminel est le remède à toute blessure.

Ça, c'est la verité absolu.

Oui, absolument

Et quand l'incendie criminel ne fonctionne plus, il y a toujours le meurtre

Mais l'incendie criminel fonctionne toujours. Vous les brûlez pour les assassiner.

at some point, this is gonna have more pages than any other thread on the site

Probably.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

I agree. Why do you think I'm here?

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

I chuckle and take a step towards you Indeed, it is. But it is what they call the bare minimum.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

especially when you're inflicting it upon another.

watching the pain that it brings other people is also fun.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

eternal youth and life

i have a necklace that gives the wearer eternal youth and beauty, but it brings misfortune but hey it's a small price to pay for eternal youth

No misfortune here. The contract is literally just to have fun and avoid Elder Gods - they'll know it was me that gave them their power.

Pity. Life is not as fun without a cursed object, insanity, and misfortune.

We're already insane, Blue Lily.

Hm, I wouldn't call this insanity, my dear Thanatos. This is child's play.

I chuckle and take a step towards you Indeed, it is. But it is what they call the bare minimum.

tilts head I suppose you have a point.

(g'night sadeeqs and potential enemies)

Good night love. Ars incipiendi magna, sed maior finiendi ars. Bene mihi deliciae dormi.

Latinus? Latinus loquor, ipse.

casually floats behind Pandora, holding a chancla with both hands