floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

_{gasp general? :0}

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!

no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!

Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.

ya u did welcome me with open arms

so join me and we can be insane besties and rule the world - together; plus we also serve little sides of sushi and a drink of your choice every hour

sushi? im in.

yes! thank u!

ill also b a part of my own team though fyi

okay!

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

The tiny text thread is going to give me a freaking stroke
I love it

Your welcome for the
_{TINY TEXT}

she said my team not yours ;-;
also she shall be on her own team as well

_{Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE}

_{I can still see it}

_{SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

(Your welcome for the
_{TINY TEXT)}

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

_HOI

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

I like that title

_{Im at 12<3 YOU CANT SEE IT ANYMORE}

_{I can still see it}

_{SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH}

_{As u wish}

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

I

✨CAN’T✨

floats behind Pandora, holding a ghostie chancla

whispers chancla team is best team

nods it is indeed the best team, general

False
team cheesecake

do not spread lies, Empress Gabs

I like that title

:)

My eyes just died, thanks

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GEMMA!!! GABS CUE THE CHEESECAKE

I HAVE A GREAT IDEA

WHY DONT YOU JUST JOIN TEAM CHICKEN, THE SUPERIOREST OF ALL

(Also the tiny fonts are sending me into a choking laughing FIT)

Offers stolen cheesecake with a tiny umbrella in it…and boba… 🍰⛱️🧋✨

QUIT STEALING MY CHEESECAKE

I

✨CAN’T✨

whips out my Viking battle axe

YOU MUST WISH TO SEE HELHEIM

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH GEMMA!!! GABS CUE THE CHEESECAKE

🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰
PRAYERS FOR U

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

GOOD-BYE FOR NOW PEOPLE
I AM OFF TO COMBAT THE SURGEONS AND HOPEFULLY SNAG ONE'S NUMBER
SO LONG
I SHALL RETURN!

Adios Gemma!!

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

happy ghost noises

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Y E S

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Elder Goddess Gemma

THANK U ALL THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON FOR A WHILE!

Sorceress Pandora
Emperess Gabs
Mighty Overlord Chicken
General Amethyst

Elder Goddess Gemma

THANK U ALL THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE ON FOR A WHILE!

GOOD LUCK GEMMA!!!