Benefits of Team Chancla
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Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
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Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
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Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
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Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
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Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
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Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
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Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
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Reincarnation
After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!
can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member
like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership
Benefits of Team Chancla
-
Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
-
Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
-
Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
-
Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
-
Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
-
Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
-
Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
-
Reincarnation
After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!
no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!
CHEESECAKE
i can smell cheescake from 1000 smiles away
can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member
like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership
nO bc that gets too confusing
flies over the chaos, dropping cheesecakes
Scream of annoyance
wut happened
this is happening
and every time I look at it there are four new pages and I have 0 time to read them all
IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT
Small
Smaller
even smaller
So tiny
Baby size
WHY CAN I GET IT SO SMALL
Benefits of Team Chancla
-
Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
-
Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
-
Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
-
Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
-
Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
-
Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
-
Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
-
Reincarnation
After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!
no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!
Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.
can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member
like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership
nO bc that gets too confusing
but im confused alr lmfaoooo
can i like b a member of all of them like a costco member
like i have the master membership and then i take the good stuff from each individual group under that master membership
no, as you might use this power to overthrow us
I’m going to have a stroke trying to read that text
Benefits of Team Chancla
-
Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.
-
Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance
-
Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time
-
Maternity leave
Self explanatory.
-
Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free
-
Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.
-
Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.
-
Reincarnation
After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.
But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…
@RottingInMyRoom Join us. We have all of these lovely benefits, plus much more!
no nia join me; i was the first to welcome you to the site!
Do not listen to the force. They do not know the rules of our beloved kingdom.
ya u did welcome me with open arms
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