sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??

Aren’t you a ghost?

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

XD

kidnaps and runs off with gemma

teleports back and burshes off my red and black suit

angry noises

i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD

sips coffee in the corner Lizzzzzz when do I get to dieeeee??

Aren’t you a ghost?

only on notebook

XD

kidnaps and runs off with gemma

teleports back and burshes off my red and black suit

angry noises

giggles

i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want

WEAPON?!

i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want

I have a Viking battle axe :)

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation
  After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING

THE W A R

THE

GREAT

PIRATE WAR

im back wut happened

i smile maniacally i have a warhammer if you want

I have a Viking battle axe :)

i have a 14 foot long two-handed beast of a sword!

im back wut happened

Chaos-

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD

_Mom?

RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING

THE W A R

THE

GREAT

PIRATE WAR

HA
I got Edward Kenway on my side y’all
(please tell me there’s at least one person here who gets the reference)

im back wut happened

Chaos-

i realize that

Benefits of Team Chancla

• Insurance!
  If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

• Medical insurance
  Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

• Vacations
  Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! _{any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time}

• Maternity leave
  Self explanatory.

• Education?
  Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! _{we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free}

• Pension
  Once again, very much self explantory.

• Power
  Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

• Reincarnation

After you have spent 200 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

waves around a chancla in the distance FOR THE GLORY OF PANDORA, MIGHTY WIELDER OF THE CHANCLA!!

team crab has life insurance, auto insurance, dental, medical, pension, paid vacation and maternity leave, mandatory "you" days and other benefits

Team cheesecake has cheesecake. Nuff said

Im sorry gabs, I don't like cheesecake. I'm joining team crab

Y E S JOIN ME MY CHILD

_Mom?

I am MOMTHER now

RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING

THE W A R

THE

GREAT

PIRATE WAR

HA
I got Edward Kenway on my side y’all
(please tell me there’s at least one person here who gets the reference)

_{It was meant to be a helluva boss refrence}

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

_Small

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

the answer is very small XD

RECRUITMENT FOR WUT IM DYING

THE W A R

THE

GREAT

PIRATE WAR

HA
I got Edward Kenway on my side y’all
(please tell me there’s at least one person here who gets the reference)

_{It was meant to be a helluva boss refrence}

_{oh. Idk what that is :(}

IM GONNA SEE HOW SMALL I CAN GET MY TEXT

_Small

_Smaller