offers candy corn to make you feel better I’m having fun, don’t worry, Gramps.
tentacles slithers out of the shadows again, snagging the candy corn
Good. I'm glad :)
Here, I have a huge bag, take it all. Hands bag
O.O
takes the bag with a small rumble of happiness Thank you, my child.
devours the entire thing with glee
y'all the tuba in the catgirl maid costume won first in the school's costume contest and also he almost broke the dress flexing when he won
a single tentacle slides out of the shadows to offer you a candy-corn peace offering
candy corn is the best candy. If hazardous to my health<sub?
Super delicious. People dont give it enough credit
y'all the tuba in the catgirl maid costume won first in the school's costume contest and also he almost broke the dress flexing when he won
This is the best halloween ever
y'all the tuba in the catgirl maid costume won first in the school's costume contest and also he almost broke the dress flexing when he won
XD XD I'm not sure if you meant to say the tuba or the tuba player, but I gotta say, a tuba flexing in a catgirl maid costume would be the most impressive thing I've ever seen
Im really sad because a bunch of my friends are watching horror movies together tonight, but i cant go because the host's parents don't know me, and won't be home…
i dont have any friends to go trick-or-treating with either. Maybe i can get candy for an hour, then convince my dad to watch movies with me?
Be not afraid. For I am…
Only here to throw candy corn at gramps. tosses single pieces of candy corn at gramps head
Be not afraid. For I am…
Only here to throw candy corn at gramps. tosses single pieces of candy corn at gramps head
XD XD
methodically catches them in my slavering maw
Be not afraid. For I am…
Only here to throw candy corn at gramps. tosses single pieces of candy corn at gramps head
XD XD
methodically catches them in my slavering maw
:) this is my new form of entertainment. throws more candy corn at him
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I am probably going to devour a coworker sometime this week because holy hell he putes the "cake" in beef cake-
#cantrelate
#youdoyou
#slayqueen
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I am probably going to devour a coworker sometime this week because holy hell he putes the "cake" in beef cake-
#cantrelate
#youdoyou
#slayqueen
#isthishowpeopleusehashtags
Be not afraid. For I am…
Only here to throw candy corn at gramps. tosses single pieces of candy corn at gramps head
XD XD
methodically catches them in my slavering maw
:) this is my new form of entertainment. throws more candy corn at him
continues catching it, even snagging a few out of the air with his tentacles, ninja-style
Be not afraid. For I am…
Only here to throw candy corn at gramps. tosses single pieces of candy corn at gramps head
XD XD
methodically catches them in my slavering maw
:) this is my new form of entertainment. throws more candy corn at him
continues catching it, even snagging a few out of the air with his tentacles, ninja-style
Ooooo. claps
(not me now imagining that tentacle monster putting a little ninja mask on)
Ooooo. claps
(not me now imagining that tentacle monster putting a little ninja mask on)
XD
Really tempted to bow or start juggling at the applause or something
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I am probably going to devour a coworker sometime this week because holy hell he putes the "cake" in beef cake-
Oh god 😂
I mean what else am I supposed to do? I don't let snacks go to waste XD