And, then me and Eli got an idea to build a shrine. I built a little fountain of endless skittles. Me and Eli have also been consistently feeding the Great Skittles (Davadio) more and more skittles. Others occasionally summon him with skittles. I honestly don’t know how it started, lol.
Raises hand
Me and skittles were talking in pms and I joked that I would start calling him by the nickname Skittles. Word got out to the rest of the chicken chat, and in chicken chat fashion, here we are now with the devolved chaos it has become.
Alright guys, I've got to drive home now. Try not to summon the devil- I mean Skittles while I'm gone
takes the skittles bag away from you
Bah! Immediately pulls out another bag and starts shaking it.
glares and takes the new bag away
Priestess Squeaky giggles evilly and pulls out another bag tauntingly.
Where are you getting all of these bag??
takes it away
In a Mr. Bean voice, Magic…
Pulls out another bag and shakes it.
b a l l s
w o t
g u m b a l l m a c h i n e
b a l l s
C o c k
…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word
Alright guys, I've got to drive home now. Try not to summon the devil- I mean Skittles while I'm gone
Priestess Squeaky chuckles evilly, then starts doing a rain dance with her bags of skittles…
Pee is stored in the balls
emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again
opens bag of skittles loudly
Watches intensely from the darkness.
just stares in interest and slight shooketh
emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again
Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. I say we must change that.
emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again
Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. say we must change that.
you dont get to do a celebratory dance. i was the one who summoned him
