@Althalosian-is-the-father book
Dom.
You are taking my joke way too seriously.
Ah.
Dom.
You are taking my joke way too seriously.
Ah.
Really? Whack. Why is it?
It's like being an MMA fighter, but you get to punch people in the face without them doing it back
Lol that's a great way to describe it. What about the hazards of the job? What's the pay like?
Oh my god you’re so old
Indeed, terribly so.
I feel like I'm the ghost of someone who died in one of the bathroom stalls so now I pop up from time to time to watch the goings-ons and sometimes speak to the participants, who aren't spooked by me cuz they know me by now
imao, that's such a niche role
Would you like to suggest a better one?
Really? Whack. Why is it?
It's like being an MMA fighter, but you get to punch people in the face without them doing it back
Lol that's a great way to describe it. What about the hazards of the job? What's the pay like?
Oh my god you’re so old
Indeed, terribly so.
It’s okay, we still think you’re cool
I feel like I'm the ghost of someone who died in one of the bathroom stalls so now I pop up from time to time to watch the goings-ons and sometimes speak to the participants, who aren't spooked by me cuz they know me by now
imao, that's such a niche role
Would you like to suggest a better one?
No, that sounds iconic
Really? Whack. Why is it?
It's like being an MMA fighter, but you get to punch people in the face without them doing it back
Lol that's a great way to describe it. What about the hazards of the job? What's the pay like?
Oh my god you’re so old
Indeed, terribly so.
It’s okay, we still think you’re cool
That is completely fair as I am fabulous.
I feel like I'm the ghost of someone who died in one of the bathroom stalls so now I pop up from time to time to watch the goings-ons and sometimes speak to the participants, who aren't spooked by me cuz they know me by now
imao, that's such a niche role
Would you like to suggest a better one?
No, that sounds iconic
Lmao every speakeasy needs the resident ghost I suppose
Dom are you sure you're not a boomer?
Well I suppose it depends on the definition.
Mmkay if Red gets to be a ghost my niche of being the owner needs some revamping.
Dom.
You are taking my joke way too seriously.
Ah.
this literally made me oof out loud.
Completely understandable, my dear goddess.
Mmkay if Red gets to be a ghost my niche of being the owner needs some revamping.
If it makes you feel better, in my head you’re wearing like a black glittery dress and you’re almost always hidden in shadow. You usually have people (in my head, the mods) whispering things to you about the going-ons. And you’ve always got a drink in your hand and you whisper mysterious advice to people
Mmkay if Red gets to be a ghost my niche of being the owner needs some revamping.
If it makes you feel better, in my head you’re wearing like a black glittery dress and you’re almost always hidden in shadow. You usually have people (in my head, the mods) whispering things to you about the going-ons. And you’ve always got a drink in your hand and you whisper mysterious advice to people
And everyone bows to you to show respect, and scatter out of the way when you become enraged.
And you keep ordering these specialty dishes, one per week, of whatever you feel like eating and the rest of the people are along for the ride.
I feel like I'd be… The person in the corner on her who's just in a sweatshirt and leggings and no one's really sure why she's here
I'll be the one who gets drunk and fights everyone but no one stops me or kicks me out because I'm weak as hell and it's kinda just funny
Mmkay if Red gets to be a ghost my niche of being the owner needs some revamping.
If it makes you feel better, in my head you’re wearing like a black glittery dress and you’re almost always hidden in shadow. You usually have people (in my head, the mods) whispering things to you about the going-ons. And you’ve always got a drink in your hand and you whisper mysterious advice to people
And everyone bows to you to show respect, and scatter out of the way when you become enraged.
And you keep ordering these specialty dishes, one per week, of whatever you feel like eating and the rest of the people are along for the ride.
I'm living for this vibe.
and that you guys think I'm way cooler than I am.
I’d be the odd one who appears to be seriously drunk but I’m not, that’s just who I be in real life
WAIT WHAT EASTCHEAPE CHARACTERS DID I ASSIGN YOU GUYS?? I KNOW I DID ONCE AND THEY'D BE VERY HELPFUL NOW!
Dear random person who started a raid 2 feet away from my peaceful sight-seeing adventure
Fuck you
I'd be the drunk that repeatedly says "I love you" to all the people I know.
This all sounds highly entertaining
We should meet irl
All of us
It’ll be great
Ikr.
WAIT WHAT EASTCHEAPE CHARACTERS DID I ASSIGN YOU GUYS?? I KNOW I DID ONCE AND THEY'D BE VERY HELPFUL NOW!
Wait what?
I feel like drunk me would want to fight everyone.
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