oh my god don’t even get me started on that stupid bitch
how the fuck does a number like that even exist
it can be divided by two, six, and fucking three?? and four?? the fuck?? you think you’re special? Fuck off with your stupid shit
on continuation with twelve:
thanks for making me wonder if you can divide it by four or three
LIKE
who can be divided by the two numbers that
wait
this bitch is making me have a crisis and i don’t like it.
3 plus 4 is seven
yES EMI IS SMART
alright carrots
ummmm
Stupid carrots and their leaves
fucking
orange bitch
take off your way too tan foundation you stupid cunejcule
get out of here with your Vitamin A that can slowly destroy a guinea pig’s liver
no one asked??
I said carrots, not Donald Trump
psh what’s the difference?
oh, i know
one is beneficial
one at least has vitamins
they disrespecting my man carrot out here
One is a big, usually orange, crunchy vegetable that no one likes and should only be used for snowman noses
And the other’s a carrot
fun fact: I've never made a snowman
c r u n c h y president
Never in my life would I ever expect to find those two words together but here we are
c r u n c h y president
Never in my life would I ever expect to find those two words together but here we are
imagine being the owner of the fingers and brain who wrote that
i’m most likely going to die young and stupid thanks to that
it took years off of my lifespan
What the actual fuck is the last few pages
Why do people keep on bringing up periods?
It's a weird change from talking about a crunchy president to periods
Males will never know the feeling of one of the largest cells in the human body {which is also swollen during your period} pushed through a tube in your stomach, bringing a shitload of blood out of your hooha
I mean—that was correct in a weird way