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Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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My cat kneaded my bathrobe for 10 minutes, then gave up and fell asleep on my bed instead.
I love her.

One of my cats used to knead blankets for like 20 minutes straight
He still kneads them, just not as long
He’s a very shy boy

_{quietly takes another shot}

Eris got me doin too much research for roleplays, my dog

Use it to scare your enemies

Idk who would be scared of the German Chocolate cake recipe, but alright

hey hey hey
It's a sign of a quality writer, broski.

Idk who would be scared of the German Chocolate cake recipe, but alright

the amount of calories within said slice of absolute heaven is absolutely terrifiying.

yeah they can just wear a pad

fucking

sadists over here

Well it seems better than the other alternatives
Except maybe like… An external diva cup?

Do you mean: A Condom?

The fear of eating the entire cake and then getting sick is also very valid.

yeah they can just wear a pad

fucking

sadists over here

Well it seems better than the other alternatives
Except maybe like… An external diva cup?

Do you mean: A Condom?

You're not wrong-

yeah they can just wear a pad

fucking

sadists over here

Well it seems better than the other alternatives
Except maybe like… An external diva cup?

Do you mean: A Condom?

You're not wrong-

I mean….——-

Eriiiiiiiiiiiis

I respondedddddddd

Omgggggggggg yessssssssssssssssssss

Lemme read and respond in .5 seconds because im an evil bitch that constantly puts you on the spot with my rapid fire rping.

Help

sorry bud, you're on your own. good luck

Rip Baylee, 01/19/2K2X

I might've reached peak pettiness today during my socratic prep, and I'm fine with it.

My dad's all like "Oh, how am I going to give Annabelle (one of my cats) her medicine when you're at school?" like, if I can do it alone, you can. It's a fucking three pound kitten. You're a big boy, just hold onto her and give her the meds

Bay I responded like 10 mins agooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I

Am

TRYING

mmkay I recognize your aggressiveness and hand you a chill pill while stating with upmost sincerity that I was merely joking.

i am going to interrupt this conversation for like three seconds to be rude to anxiety. that is all, okay bye

I am, as they say, upsetti spaghetti that Owlcrate is out of subscriptions because I really really really wanted this month's box.

Can I just,,,,,post a random picture that's in my items and try to explain it?