Today I learned if you hit someone in the head with a bag of sand, there won't be any external damage and it'll just look like something went wrong in their brain. Sounds a lil fishy but..
Blame it on cheese
I hate sand. It's course, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.
If you wanna kill me, I suggest a syringe of oxygen between the toes. Looks like a heart attack.
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
Yes, we know. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve suggested that method of murder to someone
nope i might come from a family of being in the medical field but I’m going to express all of my rage in you
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
I mean, you have a point there-
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
I mean, you have a point there-
you are not in control
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
I mean, you have a point there-
you are not in control
I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
I mean, you have a point there-
you are not in control
I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:
I know how to not care because where the hell are you going to get a broadsword from?
i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat position
well you’re coarse, rough, irritating, and you get everywhere, so that’s exactly how you’re gonna die
I mean, you have a point there-
you are not in control
I know 5 moves with a broadsword, I can fight back D:
I know how to not care because where the hell are you going to get a broadsword from?
…..I could try with the bat?
like you’re gonna kill me with a softball bat
i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat position
a mighty feat we both share, i must say
i know how to balance a spoon on my nose
enters combat positiona mighty feat we both share, i must say
Challenge her to a duel.
A certain user just pm'd me and used the phrase "got off on the wrong paw" and now I'm a lot more okay with Emi murdering me
barfs all over desk
hey take me with you, your weapon of choice will be a crab claw and some old bay
Sounds like a good last meal; I'm ready
you have to kill me with them first
it’s my only acceptable death
That's very Shakespearean of you.
it’s also very marylander of me
Bluwu
Indeed.
Unfortunately, I have been murdered for my pun.
Send for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.
Gods that’s such an overused phrase..
Ella, the person from your church, is he still alive?
he passed away last night…
…i'm still trying to take it all in…
What happened?!