forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Eat the knife

Chaotic good right here

C r O c S
I can't be the responsible one here, I don't have the requirments.

c r u n c h

i prefer forks

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Eris, you can't eat salad all the time.
You need to buy some pots and pans.

I do what I want

Just get some tasty dressings/toppings and you definitely could eat salad all the time
That’s probably what I’ll live off of when I’m an adult cause I can’t cook
Salads and cheez-its
Flawless plan, I know

she’ll eat the pots and pans

she already did but she’s just not telling us

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

munch?

Le oof

Well shit Reed, you’re looking at the wrong person. Circe is the responsible one

Unfortunately so, meaning I'm in charge of monitoring Crocs and their antics from the other side of the country

And I shall do my job by saying…

Darling, babe. I know you love knives, but they aren't meant to be eaten, they're meant for stabbing and cutting FOOD, as in edible substances. Sharp metal is not edible. It is harmful and not nutritious

munch?

No munch

Why no munch

monch pointy
monch uneatable
no monch
stabby stabby instead

Fair point. Can’t stabby if monched

–och

heavy sigh What has the world come to

stabby stabby

I suppose I allow stabby stabby, as long as you don't get caught

how is it possible that I have a boss that is completely stupid….?

Oof, is he a boomer?

Stabby stabby your boss

Eris, quick question:
How many times do people at Microsoft say "I excel at my job" and such?

…….not a single time.

Although I did cuss out word in front of my manager. so there's that.

I'd like to be rude to myself for being so motivated to clean my room and then making my bed and being exhausted wtf pickles making your bed isn't that hard why are you so tired

the bed calls