Disclaimer: I am not a normally salty person, I'm just in an angry mood today and I blame it entirely on the demon spider I saw in the bathroom
Fun fact: telling everyone you're a nice/smart/good/talented/funny/attractive person doesn't instantly make you a nice/smart/good/talented/funny/attractive person.
I'm usually not the saltiest of humans, but that type of stuff ticks me off…
(example)
Oh look, you have a high IQ and use fancy words to talk to people. Hate to break it to you, but I don't care. If you want me to believe you're smart, prove it to me, use that knowledge along with the proper "you're" for crying out loud. I bet you can relate to this article so much, can't you? With your level of brilliant intelligence, of course it's hard to find yourself a girlfriend. You just keep analyzing everyone's feelings and actions to such a deep level that no one likes you, you poor, poor soul. If only you hadn't been cursed with such extravagant levels of intelligence so you could make friends and live a normal, happy life without having to dumb yourself down when you speak… Such a tragedy.
(Note: despite what my harshness might hint, I am not targeting this towards anyone on this site or in real life. I have seen some people who claim to be "geniuses of the highest level" or "the nicest person you'll ever meet", and it does annoy me sometimes, but most of them are, indeed, good people who I have nothing against. Glad we got that out of the way.)
You know what's even worse though? When someone actually is beautiful or smart and absolutely refuses to believe it, instead just talking down about it constantly.
I'll admit, considering my age and lack of practice, I'm a pretty decent artist. I wouldn't say I'm incredible, I have a boatload of flaws just like most people, but I'm not going to go around telling literally everyone that I "can't draw and am completely talentless, I'll never make it in the art world I'm so terrible at such an easy, basic thing! I mean, look at this drawing, doesn't it make you want to gouge out your eyes with how bad it is? I'm such a failure I might as well burn everything I've created and instead get a real job". No, those days are far behind me.
I see this so often in the art community… Like girl, the reason people aren't commissioning you is not that your art is bad or you're unlikable but because you wrote "Commissions are open, but I don't know why you'd spend your cash on my garbage anyway, especially when actual decent artists are out there selling their work for much better prices. You should probably go support them instead of wasting your precious money on this pile of $#!^…" in your bio for every single interested customer to see. Also, by putting yourself down like that, you're also putting down and discouraging all the people who look up to you. Don't do that, okay?
Try doing this magical thing called "taking a compliment" or "keeping these feelings to yourself so you don't discourage those around you", it really helps sometimes.
(Note: Unlike the last one, I do have some very specific people in mind that I may-or-may-not be targeting this at. They're mostly PaigeeWorld users, but there are a few here on Notebook as well.)
And yes, I'm aware that I'm being a huge パンケーキing hypocrite with most of this stuff, and I'm also aware that my username calls me "ultimately superior" when I'm not actually that impressive. Let me complain, okay? Thank you.
…You guys can continue your debate now, sorry for interrupting.