Oooh Latin. Nice.

I try

fancy smancy

I'd like to be rude to both my physical therapist and the Dollar Store

Go dude go.

Also, like, genuinely concerned for Banana at this point.

Uh the dollar store is great how dare you

not when hoco is tomorrow and they didn't have the one thing you need

Hoco?

Homecoming

Uh the dollar store is great how dare you

I feel this on a constantly broke level.

homecoming is tomorrow and i'm h y p e d

Homecoming for me is the day after tomorrow

I'm not going

hoco football games are my entire reason for living

ah, football game is tomorrow. I'm not going to the dance or the football game

ive never been to a homecoming… or any dance tbh

Oh…
It's life, banana

is it really?

No. It's not

Ultimately it is a complete waste of time and money, not to mention extraordinarily boring.

Yes

Ultimately it is a complete waste of time and money, not to mention extraordinarily boring.

NO

Ultimately it is a complete waste of time and money, not to mention extraordinarily boring.

especially if you have a shit football team. First game of the new school year? Lost 40 something to 0

It's comforting to know

Our games are free though lol