I'm calling the police

Well as I was saying, bats

They eat mosquitos and are cute
Unlike spiders
Kill all spiders and give us more bats

they eat fruit in the most adorable way

Soft boi!!!
Baby!!!

These will always be superior

But they carry rabies and can kill actual cute things like

guinea pigs

^^^^^^^^

And they're playful

EW BANANA

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL

You're all just jealous of them

These will always be superior

oH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

And they're playful

And there goes my chances of sleeping tonight, okay

These will always be superior

oH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

ITS BEAUTIFUL

This is the only cute one but it's an animated version designed to be cute

…And I'd still kill it if I saw it in my house

These will always be superior

oH GOD IT'S HIDEOUS

ITS BEAUTIFUL

I HATE IT SO MUCH

AND IT HATES YOU TOO

I KNOW

AND I WILL SLAUGHTER IT MERCILESSLY

YOU'RE PURE EVIL

_{spiders are kinda cute…}

I'M NOT THE EVIL ONE
I'M RIDDING THE EARTH OF THE TRUE EVIL CREATURES POLLUTING ITS EVERY CORNER

I hate all spiders except Lucas the spider because it's the cutest spider animation I've ever seen

Bats are like….. little furry dragon babies!!!

I'M NOT THE EVIL ONE
I'M RIDDING THE EARTH OF THE TRUE EVIL CREATURES POLLUTING ITS EVERY CORNER

I hope my babies kidnap you and shower you with kisses