they are the absolute worst and my life would be so much better if they all went extinct

No. Life would be miserable without those precious beans

I legit have had 2 nightmares about them since sunday, i hate them so much and i wish they would be replaced by bats cause bats, unlike spiders, aren't scary and still eat bug

You are wrong.

I like bats! They're nice!
They sometimes have rabies, but that's okay!

Banana, not Ella
Ella's right, they're awful

Bats are adorable sky puppies and I love them

They're just babies

I know right? Good babies!

Spiders are, on occasion, creepy as shit. But I also love them bcs they protect my tomato plants from Bad Bugs

Yeah, some spiders creepy, other spiders are cute and most spiders defend plants from the bad bugs.

A few years ago there was a small brown fuzzy spider on my pool. I don’t remember what happened to it but we left it alone and just looked at it on the pool.

Awwwwww I wouldve rescued it

the poor baby was probably cold

bats

A few weeks ago there was a small brown fuzzy spider on my porch
I murdered it
Along with its entire family
And everyone it knew
Because those things are demons and don't deserve life

…and then I had more nightmares because, with the orb spiders coming out of hiding, my arachnophobia is through the roof rn. ^{_{Seriously it's making a lot of things difficult and I just want it to snow already so the scary spiders go away}}

_{One time a spider got into my house and I screamed and crushed it with my dad's shoe and it crunched and I've never been the same.}

I like spiders cus they kill mosquitoes

I just had a little spider crawl up my desk, bite me, and then scurry off before I could plot my revenge.

I'm spider man now.

A few weeks ago there was a small brown fuzzy spider on my porch
I murdered it
Along with its entire family
And everyone it knew
Because those things are demons and don't deserve life

…and then I had more nightmares because, with the orb spiders coming out of hiding, my arachnophobia is through the roof rn. ^{_{Seriously it's making a lot of things difficult and I just want it to snow already so the scary spiders go away}}

_{One time a spider got into my house and I screamed and crushed it with my dad's shoe and it crunched and I've never been the same.}

murderesses

I just had a little spider crawl up my desk, bite me, and then scurry off before I could plot my revenge.

I'm spider man now.

loosely related, my dad called Tom Holland a twig

an adorable twig that I would love to——————have coffee with.

A few weeks ago there was a small brown fuzzy spider on my porch
I murdered it
Along with its entire family
And everyone it knew
Because those things are demons and don't deserve life

…and then I had more nightmares because, with the orb spiders coming out of hiding, my arachnophobia is through the roof rn. ^{_{Seriously it's making a lot of things difficult and I just want it to snow already so the scary spiders go away}}

_{One time a spider got into my house and I screamed and crushed it with my dad's shoe and it crunched and I've never been the same.}

murderesses

Chicago voice
He had it comin'

_{Those poor babies…}

I FEEL NO REMORSE