forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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TOAST IS BOMB

but oatmeal with brown sugar, dried fruit and made with steamed milk instead of water is literally life.

Or if they're eating something like captain crunch and they don't want the roof of their mouth to be in severe pain they warm it up

Also, oatmeal tastes like what would happen if you took soggy Lucky Charms without the marshmallows and microwaved them with a teaspoon of maple syrup. It's disgusting, almost flavorless mush pretending to be breakfast.

Dude you gotta make it with fresh apples and cinnamon and maple and then its d e l i c i o u s

But why do that if you could just eat the cinnamon apples and skip the microwaved Lucky Charms?

Also, oatmeal tastes like what would happen if you took soggy Lucky Charms without the marshmallows and microwaved them with a teaspoon of maple syrup. It's disgusting, almost flavorless mush pretending to be breakfast.

Dude you gotta make it with fresh apples and cinnamon and maple and then its d e l i c i o u s

But why do that if you could just eat the cinnamon apples and skip the microwaved Lucky Charms?

Idk man ig you're not making it right. I always use just plain oats and I cook them on the stove.
Also yes, cooking it with milk is delicious and cooking it with almond milk is also really good, and it adds protein

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

Well, my mom usually doesn't spoil me enough to use milk in oatmeal, so maybe that's the problem, although I doubt milk alone will help much. Maybe some heavy cream mixed in-

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

mmmmmm nut juice (i love almond milk)

Ohhhhh almond milk gives it that extra umph. I love it

mmmmmm nut juice (i love almond milk)

I recommend not saying this out loud. XD

m̸͓̟̙͈m̴̺̲m̲̠̠͙m̪̱̱̩͇͢ ̞̩̺̘̰̭͍̕N̦͍̫̫̲̲ͅU̥T̫͢ ̨̬̬̫̹J̷̝̖͇ͅṴ̥͇̬̙͡I̱̘͍͕͔̣̜Ć͚͚̜̙̠̣̰E̜̯͈̖̹̱

_{that milky nut juice}

I'll drink almond milk when you show my the tits on an almond.

_{am i just high or did that make no sense}

some of us are lactose intolerant, susan

Milk is the substance female mammals feed to their young; if it's almond milk, then it is implied that it comes from the same place as it does on mammals; so, where the hell are the tits???

YoU Can'T miLK aN aLmOnDdDdDdDd!!?1!!!111

Yes we grow the almonds to have tits so we humans, an actual functioning multicellular being with mammal-like tits, can milk them.

U M

Can I just say,,.,,, what the
FUCK

oh my…
I thought it was just the pointy end…

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

guess i better go then ahaha

welp

It is called milk because it is a drinkable substance that is a good dietary replacement for actual dairy products because of the calcium and protein content. The word “milk” has been long been used to describe whitish liquids that don't necessarily come from mammary glands for years.

I will not put up with blatant stupidity.

guess i better go then ahaha

:P you are humorous, not stupid