Monty Python, right?

Yes indeed. :)

Monty Python, right?

Yes indeed. :)

:)

If Tarkin and Umbridge had a child, it would be you.

How old are you? - Wait I shouldn't ask, you can't count that high.

Well, if I needed to see all of my toes to count, I'd be as proud of those Birkenstocks as you are!

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

You see, the way it works is the train moves, not the station!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

You third son of a second wife!

I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!

You known, smarter people than you have been accepted to college. Not many dumber, though.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

You keep saying you're intelligent. I don't think that word means what you think it means/

You, sir, are an oxygen thief!

yOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH

HERMIONE

S.P.E.W.

I don't have the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

you smelly doo doo head

You're so clumsy you tripped on the cordless phone

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

That's from Sherlock, right?

Yup ☺️

Ah yes, the actor who plays the character that was directed at was in Rogue One as a pretentious and snobby senator and so he gets that quote applied a lot.

You would struggle to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Actually, not mine, but from Doctor Who:
Person Who I Forgot The Name Of: No, I can't go, there's nothing left for me back on Earth.
The (6th) Doctor: That I can believe.

You keep saying you're intelligent. I don't think that word means what you think it means/

Princess Bride!!!!!