forum Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Also, how about this?
"I've been thinking-"
"You've been thinking!? Who are you and what have you done to [Insert the person's name here]!?"

No conversations please and
I mean that wasn't really a insult but ok I guess

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Erm… the last 34 people I said it to counted it as an insult so…. erm…. I guess whatever you say goes but I dunno.

But It was more like a battle cry
but whatever

'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ. Oh, wait, I looked down and couldn't see your IQ. So I guess I'm just jumping down.

If your gonna be two faced, honey at least make one of them pretty.

If you were a book character, you'd be the minor villain that dies a gruesome death.

Shut up, you'll never be the man that your mother is.
(Say this to a woman implies that their mother is masculine, say it to a man implies that the man is not, as it were, manly.)

Talking to you make me want to take a shower

you useless paperclip!

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport

Did someone catch you when you fell out of heaven? Because you're hella ugly.

I would say your brain is a block of wood, but that would be rude to the wood, so no

(one I found a while ago and use frequently)
You're as ignored as the Terms and Conditions

Going off what @PuffPoff said;
You're like the Terms and Conditions: I don't care what you have to say.

You…can talk! OMG I have to call the science magazine. There's a talking toad!

You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an ass/butt kicking contest.

I have a list of every creature in the world in terms of how nice they should be treated. You rank somewhere between tapeworms and mosquitoes

"Did it hurt?"
"You mean when I fell from heaven?"
"No, when they kicked you out of hell because they didn't want to deal with your bullsh*t."

"Did it hurt?"
"You mean when I fell from heaven?"
"No, when they kicked you out of hell because they didn't want to deal with your bullsh*t."

No offense, but I think that has maybe one or two swears….not that I even give a kriff.

(just gonna stalk this bc I can't think of insults and these are so gud)

(Same. I'm saving all of these for future reference)

(just gonna stalk this bc I can't think of insults and these are so gud)

(Same. I'm saving all of these for future reference)

(Same)

As someone whose 75% made of water, you don't look very refreshing

(Same. I'm saving all of these for future reference)

Referring to all this is good, just make sure you don't quote some of these verbatim in your writing as they're actually movie or book quotes. :)