forum Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Lets do this

No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

You umbrella monkey quack sack

LOL

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it

“YoU jErK aNd A hAlF yOu!” violently shakes thumbs up at person

You know, there's a "u" in stupid for a reason.

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

Don't like my sarcasm, well I don't like your stupid

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

My cousin did that to someone who cut her off on the road

(What does that mean?)

I honestly don’t know

(??Mk.)

My cousin did that to someone who cut her off on the road

(Oh.)

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I hope your marinara sauce never clings to your noodles

Keep rolling your eyes, perhaps you'll find a brain back there.

I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter.

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

(Not mine -can anyone pick the reference?)

You get ten times more girls than me? ten times zero is zero…

You Chupacabra!
(chupacabra means goat sucker…
I mean, I'd be pretty upset if someone called me a goat sucker)

(When someone tells you to kill yourself)
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ

You venomous, double-tongued snake!

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

(Not mine -can anyone pick the reference?”

Monty Python, right?

Don't talk so loud, people come to school to learn, not lose IQ points.

yOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH