forum Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

You're like the sun.
You're massive, you've got spots, and it hurts just looking at you.

I approve of the Mulan quote

fart sound that's whats coming out of your mouth

I'm ashamed to be speaking the same language as you

You're so salty the Dead Sea is jealous

Hey, I've been looking for you! I need someone to test this Idiot Repellent on!! Oh, would you look at that! You're too stupid for it to repel!

Planet of the pudding brains….

Bins show more respect (to me) than you
(yeah I am slightly ashamed to say I actually used that…)

You useless paperclips…
(someone used that in a thing)

I would give you a nasty look, but you already have one.

(when someone's talking to themselves)

You're having a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

yOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH

yes good

just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have

YOU ARROGANT TOERAG!!

My family likes to call each other 'Doorknobs'??
"You Absolute Doorknob"

Are you done breathing yet?

you abosultey usless walnut

Your entire existence is an insult to our species

just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have

THANK YOU

Kicking you(r fat lazy ass) would be vandalism

i've seen mountians smaller than your ego.

We should have a Guinness World Record for World's Lowest IQ
Then you'll be famous

If a hungry zombie killed you, it'd be sorely disappointed.

wow, did it hurt when you climbed out from hell?