forum Best Insults that do not contain any swear words that you can come up with

Started September 07, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Ignore them, their brain is not in the right place right now, assuming they have a brain at all

You're as useless as a shoe shop in the Shire

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

I shall compare thee to a summer's day, because thou hast no class

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse

Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

You fear success, but really have nothing to worry about

You look like a before picture.

So you've changed your mind, is this one any better?

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must've been a long and lonely journey!

I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.

I like to use insult generators when it comes to this sort of thing. This has some swearing in it, but the results are always great.

I think "Communist Butt Canoe" is my favourite one that I've come up with so far.

You're worse than karma

I’d punch you but that’d be animal abuse

I have three great (stupid) insults for y'all so you better appreciate them

"you crusty croissant"
"you butt"
"you're a disgrace"

I’d punch you but that’d be animal abuse

This has been over used.

Everyone would be offended if they were the same species as you

I got ugly turd waffle lol

Don't look at me. It's going to disturb the perfect symmetry of my face

Dishonour! Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow, dishonour on your whole family!

I pity anyone that look at your face. It's going to give them human-phobia