Dawn: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dawn: My (now ex) husband is still mad about it, but me and Mira were drunk and thought it was funny.
Nalyia: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
Amelia: Locks jasmine in the car. Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jasper: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Carol: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Dawn: Today at 7 am, Amelia poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Emilie: I watched Amelia brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Dawn: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
Candilynne: I’m a masochist, not a loser.
Dawn, admiring a sleeping Mira: You’re so cute.
Mira, sleepily: I could beat you up.
Dawn, lovingly: I know.
Amelia: Jasper just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
Starberry: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
Jasmine: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Amelia: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the scudding plants.
Sylvya: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Starberry, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Holly: Which country has the most birds?
Holly: Portu-geese!
Emilie: That's a language.
Holly: Portu-gull?
Emilie: Good recovery.
July: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Star: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Jasper: I dropped Jasmine.
Amelia: Jasper, what the scud.
Jasmine: Thanks for not telling Amelia what happened.
Dawn, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.
Jasper: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Jasmine: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Jasper: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Jasmine: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.
Starberry: Why are you like this??
Mira: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Jasmine: Am I in trouble?
Amelia: Take a guess.
Jasmine: No?
Amelia: Take another guess.
Starberry: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Starberry: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Starberry: And I actually laughed out loud.
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Computer: Please enter a password.
Mira: types in Dawn
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Mira: How fucking DARE YOU-
Lucy: Dawn you can’t move in with Mira.
Dawn: Why not?
Starberry: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Dawn: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Marieya: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
Sylvya: Truth or dare?
Lucy: Dare.
Sylvya: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Lucy: Hey Nalyia?
Nalyia, blushing: Yeah?
Lucy: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Bee.
Amelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Jasper: We could attack them with hummus.
Amelia: I stand corrected.
Jasmine: Just keeping things in perspective.
Emilie: Do you want some tea?
Star: What are the options?
Emilie: Yes or no.
Gula: I fell—
Cupiditas: From heaven?
Gula: No- well yes, but I literally fell—
Iibidine: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Gula: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Cupiditas: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Holly: Knock, knock.
July: Who's there?
Holly: Boo!
July: Boo who?
Holly: Why are you crying?
July: I'm not crying.
Holly: Hello notcrying, I'm Holly.
Nalyia: I want a bf.
Marieya: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.
Emilie: I am convinced Jasmine and Jasper share a brain cell.
Amelia: And it's not in use very often, it seems.
Jasper: Hah! 69! you know what that means?
Holly: What?
Amelia: That you're a child.
Dawn: HOW YOU GUESS MY EX HUSBAND’S IQ?!?
(In the MHA world, cause why not)
Nalyia: Pfft, you should meet Toga, she’s such a tsundere.
Marieya: She… she just stabbed you.
Nalyia: So cute.
Jasmine: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Jasper: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.
Mira: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Evyre: No.
Starberry: No.
Mira: Didn't think so.
Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation, in Minnow’s head
Mina: How do you eat pickles?
Miw: What do you mean?
Mina: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Moss: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Mina: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Wyvyrn: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Mina: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Mimi: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Mina: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Wyvyrn: Nods in agreement
Winn: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Moth: Jeez, okay.
Mina: Quit yelling at us already.
Candilynne: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Candilynne: I will not yield.
Superbia: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Desidia: Sleeping is nice.
Superbia: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.
Jasmine: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Jasper. Except you!
Jasper: But Jasmine, I think you're suspicious!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amaterasu: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Laurel: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Amaterasu: gasps whErE???!!!??
Amelia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Amelia: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Jasper: No?
Amelia: That actually explains so much.
Cimbiline, to Yukio: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Yukio: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Bion without him noticing?
Persephone: Hey, Bion, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Bion: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser.
Yukio: …
Starberry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Lucy: I only like dark humor.
Starberry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
name1:
Starberry: An IMPASTA!
Desidia, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Cupiditas, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.
Persephone: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Bion: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.
Amelia: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Emilie: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Lucy: How would you like your coffee?
Starberry: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Lucy: one cup of milk coming up.
Evyre: I baked you a pie!
Starberry: Really?! What flavor?
Evyre: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!
Star: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Holly: looks down at their watch
Holly: Now, how do you know that?
Starberry: Help! I’m drowning!
Mira: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Starberry: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
Evyre, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Mira, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Starberry, also singing, but absentmindedly: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Sylvya, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Nalyia: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.
Starberry: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mira: Several traffic violations.
Greg: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sylvya: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Stella (via interpreter): Also, that’s not our car.
July: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Star: And you came to me?
Holly: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
July: Ooh, yes please!
Star, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Holly: It's not a bug though…
Star: …
July: …
Star: Well I still don't want to see.
July, realizing: Please don't throw-
Holly: Whee! throws a stick of butter
Emilie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Varuni: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Varuni: I don't cook I don't clean-
Emilie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Emilie & Varuni: …..
Emilie & Varuni: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
Lucy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
Jasper: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Jasmine: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
Emilie: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Holly: What makes you say that?
Emilie: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
July: Emilie… You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Emilie: screams in anger
Sylvya: I’ve only had Stella for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Jasmine: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Jasper: That's why I own TEN guns.
Jasmine: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.
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Lucy dies in a game with ships
Starberry: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us.
Starberry: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Evyre: Legend has it that Lucy still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks.
Lucy: Of course I do.