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@just_gabs_needs_coffee group

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

… already stalked it lol
I feel like she’d get along with Sandra (one of mine)

Do you like roleplays? Maybe we could do a OxO sometime!
Also…

I’m very new to it (literally today lol)
I’m down! Also YESSSSSSSSSS

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@arrowchristian , those are practically spot on. None of them are dawn's siblings, but she might refer to them like that!

Yeah, they just had that "Found Family" vibe. :)

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also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

… already stalked it lol
I feel like she’d get along with Sandra (one of mine)

Do you like roleplays? Maybe we could do a OxO sometime!
Also…

I’m very new to it (literally today lol)
I’m down! Also YESSSSSSSSSS

Yay! We can go ahead and get the page up tonight, ig, but I probably can't actually start until tmrw evening cuz it's late where I'm at and I have work in the morning, lol.

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

Laurel, looking at a selfie of Amaterasu’s: I hate this photo.
Amaterasu: I’m cute as scud in that photo! I’m smiling kindly.
Laurel: You’re not smiling kindly; you look like you’re up to something.
Amaterasu: Up to kindness.

Lilac (via talking board): You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.
Candilynne: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid stuff I do.

Galvin: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
July: Um…Neat.
later
July, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Star. Who the scud says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm scudding stupid.
Star, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, July. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when that guy confessed his love for me?
July: Didn't you thank him?
Star: closes the book and looks at the ceiling I scudding thanked him.

Princess Crystallia: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Princess Jewlium: I gotta give you credit, Princess Geodia. You make it look easy.
Emerald (Princess Geodia): Years of practice.

Evyer: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward.
Greg: I’m worried about you.

Mira: You're not my friend anymore.
Amelia: I was your friend?

Stellalune: tapping on table
Sylvya: taps back furiously
Mira: …What’s going on?
Starberry: Morse code. They’re taking turns roasting each other.
Stellalune: -.– — ..- .-. . / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Sylvya: slams hands on table YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Greg: who wants to make a bet about how long the table will go until breaking?
Mira: Like if one of then gets angry, or by repeated tapping?
Greg: yeah sure, either way the table is broken, so they’re both valid.
Evyre: I want to take a turn roasting Stella!

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Greg: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Starberry: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Lucy, I just think they’re cool. it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
Later that night
Starberry, very much awake: Uh oh.

Dawn: Mira, you love me, right?
Mira: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

July: How stupid do you think I am?!
Amelia: You really want an honest answer to that?

Holly: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Emilie: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Star: We could hear you clapping to the Owl House intro every 25 minutes.

Lucy: Evyre…
Evyre: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a crap.

Lucy: You are an absolute scudding dork.
Starberry, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Lucy: sighs Yeah, you're my dork.

Stella’s interpreter: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
Emilie: Stella-
Emilie: It- it was just an ant-

Samantha, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber

Emilie: speaking Spanish
Jasmine and Jasper: I know, I know.
Dawn: You guys speak Spanish?
Jasmine and Jasper: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Em speaks.

Laurel: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Persephone: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Laurel: You have to teach Bion how to drive.
Persephone: …put the band-aid back on.

Amaterasu: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about Charlotte’s Web.
Laurel: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Amaterasu: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

Cimbaline: If we were in prison you guys would be like my gang.

Amelia: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.
Jasmine and Jasper, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Starberry: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Greg: What? No, I—
Evyre: enters room
Starberry and Greg: jaws clench

Iibidine: Talk dirty to me~
Gula: Inflation is a serious problem and food prices are at a high.
Iibidine: Wha-
Gula: The economy is in shambles.

Cimbaline: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

Amelia: My expectations were low but holy cow.

Lili to Star and July: First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are.
Jasmine and Jasper, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Lili: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

Cupiditas: Hey.
Desidia: Hey?
Cupiditas: I can't sleep. :/
Desidia: I can. Goodnight.

Amaterasu: Good night.
Yukio: Sleep tight.
Cimbaline: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Laurel: Great, now Amaterasu's crying.

Laurel: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real?
Bion: Never seen one.
Persephone: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real.
Bion: What can’t I see?
Amaterasu: You can’t see gravity. That’s real.
Bion: Yeah, I can drop an apple.
Amaterasu: That’s not seeing gr- scud.

Amelia: I'm not creepy.
Amelia: I'm petty.
Amelia: There's a difference, ya' know.

after getting caught by the police
Jasper: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Jasmine: Apparently, we're not.

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Chaie: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Chaie: (rips paper away to reveal "Nivian" above dying)
Phoenix, sad: Me.
Chaie: N O!

Ilanden: I'M A FREE SPIRIT!! I DO WHAT I WANT!
Biin: I'm calling Aga.
Ilanden: Wait, no—

Chaie: Of course I care about all of you equally!
Reior: We were attacked while you were away.
Chaie: Are Nivian, Myrioi, and Shaziri okay?!

Astylius, fuming: This is ridiculous! Either you don't listen to me, or you're all stupid! Are you stupid?! What's two plus two, huh? Anyone? Reior!
Reior, very clearly not listening: Uuhhh…
Warth, under his breath: Seven.
Reior: Seven!
Warth: (wheezing)
Astylius, close to tears: Get out.

Phoenix, to Shaziri: You're never happy unless you're making my life complicated, are you?

Phoenix, joining the team: Do I have to talk to insane people?
Astylius: You're with the Rochi now. I'm afraid it's mandatory.

Ninaj: I'd like to offer my moral support, but… my morals are questionable.

Vorren: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Shaziri: It's called a hug, Vorren, I'm hugging you.

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

Holly: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-
Lili: No returns.
Demon: sobbing But it's scaring me…

Superbia: Do you have a bobby pin?
Irae: Yeah. searches in their hair
Irae: Oh, no, wait. I’m not a nine-year-old girl.

Lucy: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Starberry: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win!
later
Lucy: They're probably just staring at my butt, aren't they.
Greg: Yeah, probably.

Jasper: Today, Jasmine took my phone, and in five minutes, she sent high resolution close-up photos of Serina to the following people: Serina, Sophie, Amelia, the neighbors, the bank, my accountant, San Diego Blood Bank, and Shake Shack's text bot.

Holly: Star likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

Iibidine: Are you a masochist or a sadist?
Irae, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

Starberry: Evyre has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Dawn: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Mira: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Holly, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Dawn: You're a bad influence.
Mira: And you don't know your sayings.

Holly, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Star: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Mira: So, are they your friend or…
Starberry: They’re like Sylvya, but if Sylvya was ordered to be around you.
Greg: Oh, so Mira.
Starberry: Precisely!

Amelia: What do you have?
Jasmine: A KNIFE!
Jasper: NO! MY KNIFE!

July: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Galvin: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Holly: Wasps?
Emilie: Terriers?
July: Star.

Dawn: Something tells me the twins are going to be a bit more unhinged today…
Jasmine and Jasper, holding lit matches and a bags of cheetos: Leave us be, Amelia isn't home to stop us, we’re going feral.

Dawn: Emilie, you’re such a genius!
Emilie: Yes, I know.

Iibidine: Are you an F5 key? Because you are refreashing.
Gula: Are you a software update? because not right now.

Jasper, texting Amelia: sends a voice message
Amelia, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Jasper: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
later
Amelia: presses play
Jasper's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Dawn: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Dawn: My (now ex) husband is still mad about it, but me and Mira were drunk and thought it was funny.

Nalyia: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!

Amelia: Locks jasmine in the car. Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jasper: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

Carol: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

Dawn: Today at 7 am, Amelia poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.
Emilie: I watched Amelia brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.
Dawn: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

Candilynne: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

Dawn, admiring a sleeping Mira: You’re so cute.
Mira, sleepily: I could beat you up.
Dawn, lovingly: I know.

Amelia: Jasper just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then they reached down and untied my shoe.

Starberry: I’m a fool, not an idiot.

Jasmine: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Amelia: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the scudding plants.

Sylvya: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Starberry, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Holly: Which country has the most birds?
Holly: Portu-geese!
Emilie: That's a language.
Holly: Portu-gull?
Emilie: Good recovery.
July: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Star: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

Jasper: I dropped Jasmine.
Amelia: Jasper, what the scud.

Jasmine: Thanks for not telling Amelia what happened.
Dawn, dumbfounded: I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.

Jasper: Any tips on how to make someone like me?
Jasmine: Try to make them laugh all the time.
Jasper: Oh, wow! You actually help me for once, and it's even good advice!
Jasmine: Yeah, the more they laugh, the more time they spend with their eyes closed, so it'd be easier.

Starberry: Why are you like this??
Mira: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Jasmine: Am I in trouble?
Amelia: Take a guess.
Jasmine: No?
Amelia: Take another guess.

Starberry: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
Starberry: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
Starberry: And I actually laughed out loud.

Lucy: Dawn you can’t move in with Mira.
Dawn: Why not?
Starberry: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup?
Dawn: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Marieya: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.

Sylvya: Truth or dare?
Lucy: Dare.
Sylvya: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Lucy: Hey Nalyia?
Nalyia, blushing: Yeah?
Lucy: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Bee.

Amelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Jasper: We could attack them with hummus.
Amelia: I stand corrected.
Jasmine: Just keeping things in perspective.

Emilie: Do you want some tea?
Star: What are the options?
Emilie: Yes or no.

Gula: I fell—
Cupiditas: From heaven?
Gula: No- well yes, but I literally fell—
Iibidine: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Gula: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Cupiditas: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Holly: Knock, knock.
July: Who's there?
Holly: Boo!
July: Boo who?
Holly: Why are you crying?
July: I'm not crying.
Holly: Hello notcrying, I'm Holly.

Nalyia: I want a bf.
Marieya: Do you mean best friend, boyfriend or bread feast? Because you’re being really vague here.

Emilie: I am convinced Jasmine and Jasper share a brain cell.
Amelia: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Jasper: Hah! 69! you know what that means?
Holly: What?
Amelia: That you're a child.
Dawn: HOW YOU GUESS MY EX HUSBAND’S IQ?!?

(In the MHA world, cause why not)
Nalyia: Pfft, you should meet Toga, she’s such a tsundere.
Marieya: She… she just stabbed you.
Nalyia: So cute.

Jasmine: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Jasper: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.

Mira: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Evyre: No.
Starberry: No.
Mira: Didn't think so.

Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation, in Minnow’s head
Mina: How do you eat pickles?
Miw: What do you mean?
Mina: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.
Moss: Yeah, that's why you use a fork.
Mina: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.
Wyvyrn: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.
Mina: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.
Mimi: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.
Mina: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug.
Wyvyrn: Nods in agreement
Winn: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!
Moth: Jeez, okay.
Mina: Quit yelling at us already.

Candilynne: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Candilynne: I will not yield.

Superbia: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Desidia: Sleeping is nice.
Superbia: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

Jasmine: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Jasper. Except you!
Jasper: But Jasmine, I think you're suspicious!
Jasmine: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amaterasu: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Laurel: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Amaterasu: gasps whErE???!!!??

Amelia: I have a bad feeling about this…
Jasmine: What do you mean?
Amelia: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Jasper: No?
Amelia: That actually explains so much.

Cimbiline, to Yukio: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.

Yukio: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Bion without him noticing?
Persephone: Hey, Bion, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Bion: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser.
Yukio: …

Starberry: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Lucy: I only like dark humor.
Starberry, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
name1:
Starberry: An IMPASTA!

Desidia, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Cupiditas, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

Persephone: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Bion: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Amelia: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Emilie: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Lucy: How would you like your coffee?
Starberry: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Lucy: one cup of milk coming up.

Evyre: I baked you a pie!
Starberry: Really?! What flavor?
Evyre: pulls gun out of the pie DEATH!

Star: Trouble at 2 o'clock!
Holly: looks down at their watch
Holly: Now, how do you know that?

Starberry: Help! I’m drowning!
Mira: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
Starberry: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Evyre, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Mira, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Starberry, also singing, but absentmindedly: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Sylvya, appalled: Call the exorcist.

Nalyia: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Starberry: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mira: Several traffic violations.
Greg: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sylvya: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Stella (via interpreter): Also, that’s not our car.

July: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.
Star: And you came to me?

Holly: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
July: Ooh, yes please!
Star, with their laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Holly: It's not a bug though…
Star: …
July: …
Star: Well I still don't want to see.
July, realizing: Please don't throw-
Holly: Whee! throws a stick of butter

Emilie: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Varuni: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Varuni: I don't cook I don't clean-
Emilie: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Emilie & Varuni: …..
Emilie & Varuni: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

Lucy: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Jasper: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Jasmine: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Emilie: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Holly: What makes you say that?
Emilie: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
July: Emilie… You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Emilie: screams in anger

Sylvya: I’ve only had Stella for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Jasmine: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Jasper: That's why I own TEN guns.
Jasmine: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

@False-andrew flash_on

Since no one objected, I'm going ahead and posting these, ig. A collection of Incorrect Quotes focused on the characters from "Can Someone Talk to Me?" character chat. Y'all correct me if you think any of these guys are OOC. :)
@Avhira
@left2wonder
@Nightmare_Eclipse
@IamNOTachickenok
@Undeniable_Force

Rayla: Please don't tell Danica I made bacon in the toaster!
Danica, appearing from nowhere: What the heck happened here?!
Phoenix and Blade: She made bacon in the toaster.

Phoenix: You're a loose cannon, Jordie.
Jordie: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Blade: I think you play by your own rules.
Danica: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.
Phoenix: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jordie: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Rayla is a loose cannon.
Rayla: smashes a chair

Phoenix: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Rayla: But what if something else happens just this one time.

Rayla: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Shaziri: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Blade: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jordie: cocks gun Magic missile.
Phoenix:
Phoenix: What is wrong with you people?

(this one's my favorite)
The Candlemaker: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and loads of unpacked trauma! Oh, let me guess; you're out to save the world!
Rosjai: Well, actually, that's a pretty fair assessment.
Blade: More or less, I guess.
Jordie: That sounds amazing! Let's do that!
Dawn: My sibs and I are new here, but we’re open to the concept.
Phoenix: I thought that's what we’ve been doing, guys, come on!

Dawn: Hey, Phoenix, have you thought about having children?
Phoenix:
Phoenix: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Dawn: But most of us aren’t—
Phoenix, already distracted: JORDIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

Rosjai: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Rosjai: I'M GOING TO K–
Wren: I did?
Rosjai: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today, love!
walking away
Wren:
Wren: She's gone, Shay.
Shaziri, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!

Blade: There were two snipers up ahead, but I took care of them.
Phoenix: Really? Wow, I didn't hear you at all.
Blade: Hey, that's the first rule of battle; don't ever let the enemy know where you are.
Jordie, in the background: WOOOO!!! explosion I'M RIGHT HERE, YA LIMP NOODLES, RIGHT OVER HERE!! YOU WANT SOME O' THIS?! YEAH, YOU DO!! C'MON—

Rosjai: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!
Wren: You're yelling nice things at me, and it's very confusing…

Jordie: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Bakery cashier: What?
Blade: Ignore her.

Phoenix: There's no meeting today because Blade is at the Candlemaker’s spire.
Amelia: She's been captured?!
Rosjai: We have to get her out!
Jordie: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Shaziri: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Jordie: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Amelia: I guess I could bring my staff in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot—
Phoenix: No! Blade wasn't captured! She's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn't need our help!

Jordie, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Blade.
Blade, not looking up from her book: Good morning, problem child.

I have some more, but those are just a few I thought summed up the group the best. (Sorry Titus didn't make it in, Wonder!)

(Honestly you nailed Rayla's entire character down in a few interactions)

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(Honestly you nailed Rayla's entire character down in a few interactions)

Hehe, I know how chaos characters think😈

@Avhira-The-Eldritch-Horror group

I am a chaos character. as are Jasper and Jasmine, if you couldn't tell by the quotes. not all of them are age/time accurate, but they would happen at those ages. Jasper and Jasmine are Chaotic Neutral most of the time, leaning towards Chaotic Good.

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(Chaotic good is my alignment, especially in my stories because I like to protect the smol children by whatever means necessary)

(not sure of that made sense at all…)

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(If you want an example, go check out what we're doing on… [looks around suspiciously])

@spacebluelily language

( doing this with my pjo oc's + appearances from canon characters mwhaha)

Oliver: Antonio, I know you snuck out to see Phoenix last night.
Antonio: If you tell Coral or Mr. D, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.
Oliver: Five bucks?
Antonio: Fine.

*Everyone is giving advice to Phoenix *
Oliver: It's okay to ask for help.
Coral: You're not a burden.
Mr. D: Murder is okay.
Antonio: Your feelings matter.

Oliver: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Sora and Coral's convo?
Antonio: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Belladonna: I'm in the washing machine.
Phoenix : I'm in the closet.
Antonio: We accept you Phoenix . <3
Phoenix : No I'm literally in the closet.
Antonio: Love is love. <3

Belladonna: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Coral: Several traffic violations.
Oliver: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sora: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Antonio: Also, that’s not our car.

Antonio, holding a rock: Phoenix just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Belladonna: If you don't marry them, I will.

Belladonna: When do you usually go to sleep?
Phoenix: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Antonio: Coral! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Coral: blasting the mii theme at full volume That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Belladonna: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Belladonna: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro

Phoenix: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Oliver: ICARUS?

Coral, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Belladonna: I have locked Phoenix in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Chiron: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Belladonna: I’m blackmailing them.
Chiron: Oh, happy days.

Antonio: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sora: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Phoenix: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Oliver: Antonio, I screwed up, big time.
Antonio: Oliver, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Talia: I am a responsible adult!
River: raises brow
Talia: I am an adult.

Ben: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Isa: Shade! I thought you were dead!
Shade: No, just in deep cover.
Isa: …But it was an open casket.
Shade: It was very deep.

Isa: Are you a cuddler?
Shade: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Isa:
Shade: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.