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Is this, like, intrusive/impulsive/completely weird and random thoughts? I have plenty of each… XD

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(After everything goes wrong)
Phoenix: Now we're back to square one—finding Shay.
Reior: For the record, I already found her.
Myrioi: And you let her get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Reior: She stabbed me!
Chaie: I'm surprised she waited this long, Reior. We've all had the urge.

Evadan: I could kill you, you know.
Shaziri: Yeah? So could another human being.
Shaziri: So could a dog.
Shaziri: So could a really dedicated duck!
Shaziri, as Phoenix drags her away: YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL!

Vorren: (screams)
Shaziri: (screams louder to assert dominance)
Phoenix: Should we do something?
Ninaj, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Chaie: You lying, cheating piece of crap!
Reior: Yeah? Well you're the idiot who thought you could get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!
Chaie: I'm leaving, and I'M TAKING PHOENIX WITH ME!!
Aga, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're going to stop playing now.

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Is this, like, intrusive/impulsive/completely weird and random thoughts? I have plenty of each… XD

character incorrect quotes; i just posted a few to give you the idea

@Story_Siren group

Scarlett: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

Laura: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Cole: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Isa: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Shade: Fake?

Shade: How has life been treating you lately?
Isa: Horribly.

Shade: You might not know this, Isa, but I am a flawed person.
Isa: I do know that.

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(Aight, unfortunately, I gotta go ;-;. Catch you guys later!)

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posting some more because why not

Chaie: Myri, I'm sad.
Myrioi: (holds out arms for a hug) It's going to be okay.
Phoenix: Shay, I'm sad.
Shaziri, nodding: Mood.

Astylius: REIOR!
Reior: What?? It wasn't me!
Astylius: Sorry, force of habit. ILANDEN!!
Ilanden: Wasn't me either.
Astylius: Oh… Then who set the cabin on fire?
Shaziri: (whistles innocently)

Aga: Ilanden is forbidden from monologuing.

Erth: If I'm extra sarcastic with you, it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap… have fun figuring out which one.

Reior: They… Well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Biin: Um, murder???
Ilanden: Adventuring!
Warth: Tuesday.

probably need to make character sheets of these guys sometime so everyone knows who I'm talking about…

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Nyasha: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Connor: Yeah-
Bibiana: kicks in the door

Bibiana: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Nyasha:
Nyasha: I like you.

Mavis: I need to dye my hair.
Connor: …
Mavis: Or get another tattoo.
Connor: …
Mavis: Or a new piercing.
Connor: Why?
Mavis: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

Mavis: I just watched Bibiana jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Connor was screaming for help, which caused Nyasha to run in to help Bibiana. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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Shiori: Raiki, you risked your life to save me!
Raiki: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Raiki: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Shiori: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Raiki: Fair point.

Shade: I am literally evil incarnate.
Shade: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Shade: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Ilanden: Do you have a favourite book?
Myrioi: Yes, 1984.
Ilanden: Oh wow. That's a lot.

Erth: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Chaie: Nobody says that.

Phoenix: Where are we going?
Shaziri: My place. You can sleep on the couch.
Phoenix: I am not sleeping on the couch!
Shaziri: Fine, you can sleep on the stove.

Biin: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Warth: …We're on the ground floor.
Biin: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

Phoenix: Do you know any Italian?
Chaie: Yes.
Phoenix: Really?! Say something Italian.
Chaie: Pizza.
Phoenix: ……. yeah ok.

Ilanden: Well, the eyes are the window to the soul, so I’m going to go through the eyes of that painting.
Aga: Well, doors are the doors of architecture, so I’m going through the door.

Reior: So I'm in trouble now because I am a "liability" and "reckless", and "Reior."
Reior: That's just my name but you should've heard Astylias's tone.

Ninaj: This sucks.
Vorren: Can you at least try and act civilized?
Ninaj: I proclaim; "This doth stink."