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Cynthia, as Ribbon: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

Superbia: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Desidia: Is that a picture of you?
Superbia: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Amaterasu: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Random person invested in royalty: Hey, aren’t you Emerald Geodia?
Emerald: You a cop?
Random person invested in royalty: No.
Emerald: Then yes, I am.

Loid (male ver. Lili): I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Solider, rushing in: Lieutenant! John (also soldier) tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

Kennidy, watching Jasper do something stupid: Jasmine, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Jasmine: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Kennidy: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

(Actually it would be nice to know. Are swears allowed?)

(Preferably not, if you can avoid it. I won’t call out anyone for using swears in quotes, but I just personally don’t like them. If you have a quote you like that has a swear in it, maybe consider tweaking the curse word into a milder version? I actually appreciate that you asked, so thank you for that!)

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

… already stalked it lol
I feel like she’d get along with Sandra (one of mine)

Candi: texting Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk.
Candi: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Candi’s accomplice: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Emilie: Is he stupid?
Galvin, lovingly: Yes, but he prefers to be called July.

Star: Holly! What did I tell you about lying?
Holly, looking down: …That it only works on July.

Jasmine: Remember, Jasper, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Jasper: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

Candi: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly person.
Cynthia: Who told you my secret?
Candi: Nobody. I knew because I am too.

Holly: The Ocean is a soup.
Emilie:
Emilie: Do elaborate.
Holly: What are needed for something to be a soup?
Emilie: Erm… Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.
Holly: Tilts head
Emilie: The Ocean is a Soup.
Holly: The Ocean is a Soup.

Yukio: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Cymbeline: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE SCUDDING STAIRS!

Galvin: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
July: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Emilie: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Star: What was the color called before then?
Holly: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Amelia: I lost Emilie.
Dawn: How did you LOSE Emilie?!
Mira: To be fair, she is very small.
Emilie: just hanging out in the ventilation system

Lili: ARE YOU-
Lilac (via text to speech): Scudding.
Lili: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Lilac (via text to speech): Scudding.
Lili: IDIOT!
Mira: …What was that?
Lilac (via text to speech): Dawn banned Lili from swearing. I’m helping them out.

Sylvya: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Stellalune: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while profusely buzzing apologetically
Sylvya: That one. I want that one.

Marieya: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
Nalyia: I was in the will?

Gula: I can’t believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Iibidine, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

Rin (Minnow’s demon): You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Amelia: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Lilac: About to do something incredibly stupid
Lili: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

Lucy: Look, Starberry, if you can fit your head down the gun’s barrel, you can assume it doesn’t have a non-lethal setting.

Serina: Is this your plan B?
Marieya: Technically, this is plan P.
Serina: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Marieya: Yes, but I marry Winnix in plan M.
Winnix: I like plan M.

(inside Minnow’s head)
Winn: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Nita: You're right, Winn.. Violence can't be the answer.
Winn: Correct, Nita. Now, on to the next lesso-
Ren: Violence is the question.
Nita: And the answer is yes!
Winn: Ren, Nita, no!!
Miw: This is why we don’t let you two front!

Starberry, texting Lucy: I’m a theif.
Lucy: Thief.
Starberry: Theif.
Lucy: I before E except after C.
Starberry: Thceif.
Lucy: NO.

Mira: I give up. I am so tired.
Emilie: Get the emergency supply!
Amelia, reluctantly: carries Dawn and places them in front of Mira
Dawn: smiles
Mira: AND I AM BACK

Candi: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!
Lilac: …
Candi: Oh, right. The kidnapping.
Lilac: looks at candi
Candi: …and the attempted murder…

Dawn: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Mira?
Mira: No.
Dawn: I think I speak for Mira when I say it sounds really super.

Starberry: What happened to Lucy?
Sylvya: She died.
Starberry: She what?
Sylvya: She died, but she’s okay.
Starberry: …Can you please clarify?
Sylvya: Clarification is for the weak.

IM USING THIS ONE
IDK WHO FOR YET, BUT IM USING IT

yes. i have a whole lot more templates that i need to figure out the right character for.

Since no one objected, I'm going ahead and posting these, ig. A collection of Incorrect Quotes focused on the characters from "Can Someone Talk to Me?" character chat. Y'all correct me if you think any of these guys are OOC. :)
@Avhira
@left2wonder
@Nightmare_Eclipse
@IamNOTachickenok
@Undeniable_Force

Rayla: Please don't tell Danica I made bacon in the toaster!
Danica, appearing from nowhere: What the heck happened here?!
Phoenix and Blade: She made bacon in the toaster.

Phoenix: You're a loose cannon, Jordie.
Jordie: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Blade: I think you play by your own rules.
Danica: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.
Phoenix: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Jordie: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Rayla is a loose cannon.
Rayla: smashes a chair

Phoenix: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.
Rayla: But what if something else happens just this one time.

Rayla: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Shaziri: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Blade: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jordie: cocks gun Magic missile.
Phoenix:
Phoenix: What is wrong with you people?

(this one's my favorite)
The Candlemaker: Well, aren't you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and loads of unpacked trauma! Oh, let me guess; you're out to save the world!
Rosjai: Well, actually, that's a pretty fair assessment.
Blade: More or less, I guess.
Jordie: That sounds amazing! Let's do that!
Dawn: My sibs and I are new here, but we’re open to the concept.
Phoenix: I thought that's what we’ve been doing, guys, come on!

Dawn: Hey, Phoenix, have you thought about having children?
Phoenix:
Phoenix: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
Dawn: But most of us aren’t—
Phoenix, already distracted: JORDIE, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

Rosjai: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Rosjai: I'M GOING TO K–
Wren: I did?
Rosjai: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today, love!
walking away
Wren:
Wren: She's gone, Shay.
Shaziri, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!

Blade: There were two snipers up ahead, but I took care of them.
Phoenix: Really? Wow, I didn't hear you at all.
Blade: Hey, that's the first rule of battle; don't ever let the enemy know where you are.
Jordie, in the background: WOOOO!!! explosion I'M RIGHT HERE, YA LIMP NOODLES, RIGHT OVER HERE!! YOU WANT SOME O' THIS?! YEAH, YOU DO!! C'MON—

Rosjai: DON'T BE SORRY! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!
Wren: You're yelling nice things at me, and it's very confusing…

Jordie: Ah, yes, baguettes. The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
Bakery cashier: What?
Blade: Ignore her.

Phoenix: There's no meeting today because Blade is at the Candlemaker’s spire.
Amelia: She's been captured?!
Rosjai: We have to get her out!
Jordie: Jailbreak! I'm in!
Shaziri: I'll dress up and distract the guard!
Jordie: Ooh, I'll bake some food to help distract ALL the guards!
Amelia: I guess I could bring my staff in case we need a shield to keep us from being shot—
Phoenix: No! Blade wasn't captured! She's undercover, taking the system down from the inside. She doesn't need our help!

Jordie, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, Blade.
Blade, not looking up from her book: Good morning, problem child.

I have some more, but those are just a few I thought summed up the group the best. (Sorry Titus didn't make it in, Wonder!)

Ah yes, incorrect quotes. Reminds me of the good ole days.

Lila: women in STEM
Lila: smuggling
Lila: treason
Lila: embezzlement
Lila:
Lila: murder
—————————
Zack: any news?
Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray
Zack: I've never dated anyone named Ray
Doctor: we might do a brain scan too.
—————————
MC: why are you smiling?
Will: what? can't I just be happy?
Michael: Rose tripped and fell in the parking lot.
—————————
Ben: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow
Lila: weak, I sleep with a gun.
Beth: you're both pathetic.
Ben: what do you sleep with?
Beth: Lila.
—————————
Rose: alright everyone- pay attention! I have an announcement to make and only a minute!
Sam: why, you in a hurry?
Rose: no, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans
—————————
Ben: in light of what you've done for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds
Sam: FORTY-FIVE SECONDS !!?!?!!?
Ben: NO! four to five seconds!!
Sam, squeezing him: too late !!!!!
—————————
Zack, making chicken and dumpling soup, dropping a dumpling on the floor: This is sadder than that time I fell off the train :(
Rose, choking on his coffee: excuse me?
—————————
Rose: What're you, 5?
Sam: yeah, 5 inches deep in your MUM
Rose:
Sam:
Sam: please don't hurt me.

Reo: Does sign language as he speaks Andi, you’re deaf, you shouldn’t join the music class.
Andi: Watches Reo’s hands as he signs To bad! They have tuners! I’LL PLAIN THE FLUTE BUTTER THAN YOP EVER PLAYEDTHE CLARINET!
Reo: No need to yell, also, you messed up you words again.
Andi: Fuck you. Walks away Comes back approx. 5 min later I QUITE- I QUITE. It’s too hard.
———
Chris: I’m bored. I’m going to go kill stuff. Walks out of the room
Lori: Jumps up What? You’re going to kill things because you’re bored?!
Chris: Yes. It’s fun, entertains and all the sound effects are cool.
Lori: . . .
Chris: Walks to desk chair and starts playing video games

Reo: Does sign language as he speaks Andi, you’re deaf, you shouldn’t join the music class.
Andi: Watches Reo’s hands as he signs To bad! They have tuners! I’LL PLAIN THE FLUTE BUTTER THAN YOP EVER PLAYEDTHE CLARINET!
Reo: No need to yell, also, you messed up you words again.
Andi: Fuck you. Walks away Comes back approx. 5 min later I QUITE- I QUITE. It’s too hard.
———
Chris: I’m bored. I’m going to go kill stuff. Walks out of the room
Lori: Jumps up What? You’re going to kill things because you’re bored?!
Chris: Yes. It’s fun, entertains and all the sound effects are cool.
Lori: . . .
Chris: Walks to desk chair and starts playing video games

XDDDDDD

@arrowchristian , those are practically spot on. None of them are dawn's siblings, but she might refer to them like that!

Mari: Are you reading fan fiction?
Rune, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.
Mari: Oh, is it on AO3?
Rune: This is CNN.

Evyer: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!
Tonya: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

Emilie: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?
Emilie: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Emilie: I also want to softhack his circuits.
Dawn: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

Emilie: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday.
Starberry: Wednesay.
Emilie: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Amaterasu: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Serenity: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Amaterasu: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Laurel, recording: This is so cute.

Gula: What? I'm not aggressive!
Cupiditas: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips!
Gula: Survival of the fittest, Greed.

(there is one in here i could not properly censor, so it has the f-word. Be warned)

Galvin: I only have 6 weeks left to live.
July: No, really?!
Galvin: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Varuni: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Serina: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Sophie: How petty can you get?
Serina: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Mira: Are you laughing at that video of Stella and Starberry fighting?
Sylvya: No.
Sylvya: I'm laughing at the comments.

Lucy: What the scud? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Starberry: What the hell do you do?
Lucy: I die? What kinda question…

Starberry: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Lucy: Peonies, why?
Starberry:
Lucy: Were you going to get me flowers?
Starberry:
Lucy:
Starberry: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Cupiditas: As usual, Greed has to save the day!
Invidia: As usual, Envy has to hear about it.

Candilynne, to her accomplice: You're not Mario. Lets get something scudding straight, you're Luigi at best.

iibidine: Hey Gluttony.
Gula: punches lust in the stomach
iibidine: What the scud!?
Gula: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young….YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
Iibidine: What the scud are you talking about?
Gula: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Cupiditas: See ya! leaves
Iibidine: I'm not pregnant!
Gula: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Iibidine: I was never pregnant, Gluttony!
Gula: Are… you sure?
Iibidine: Yes I'm scudding sure!
Desidia: I'm sorry, but why the scud is everybody yelling over here?
Gula: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Desisia: punches Lust in the stomach
Iibidine: AW, MOTHERFU—

Cynthia: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm scudding pissed.

July: Can I ask a dumb question?
Galvin, lovingly: Better than anyone I know.

(in Minnow’s mind)
Winn: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Miw: Because your toast would get soggy!

Iibidine: When Greed has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.
Cupiditas: Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Gula: Hey Green, you know that’s a mirror, right?

Jasper: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Jasmine, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Jasper: Hopefully not!

Emilie: Any idiot would know that.
July: I knew that!
Galvin: See?

Lucy: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Bee.
Starberry: I hate myself.
Lucy: Alright, square up.

Emilie: Say no to drugs.
Jasmine and Jasper: Say yes to drugs.
Mira: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs… then you're on drugs.

Starberry: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?
Sylvya: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.
Evyer: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Sophie: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable… …and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Dawn: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.
Dawn: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.
Emilie: What the scud kind of pep talk is that!?
Dawn: Ominous positivity.

eating dinner
Lucy: Can you pass the salt?
Mira: throws Amelia across the table

at 3am
Holly: runs into July’s room and turns on the light Wake up sleepyhead!
July: wakes up Dude!
Holly: cackles
Galvin: sits up from where they were sleeping behind July What the scud, Holly?
Holly: jaw drops Wait WHAT-

Jasper: pulls back the curtain while Jasmine is showering
Jasper: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?

Starberry: What's two plus two?
Holly: Math.
Starberry: …I will accept that answer.

Jasper, grinning: I have a knife!
Amelia: Put it down, Jasper.
Jasper: Make me! sprints away

Starberry: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
July: Oklahoma City, Bee!

gathered in the living room for a meeting
Lucy: walks in and sits on Bee’s lap
Everyone: …
Sylvya: Why are you sitting there?
Lucy: There’s no free seats.
Sylvya: But we made sure there was enough room for-
Starberry: hugs Lucy tightly There are no free seats.

Mira: Do you want a drink?
Dawn: I could go for some appy slices right now.
Mira: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Dawb: SCUDDING OF COURSE I WANT PEANUT BUTTER MIRA!

Gula: Hey, are you free?
Cupiditas: No, I’m expensive.

Iibidine, to Gula: You know, Superbia can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Gula: blows airhorn at Superbia GET FUCKED!

Irae is substitute teaching
Student: What did you say?
Irae: I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

(Oh my gosh, me too, she is amazing.💕💕 character page is public if you want to know more about her)

… already stalked it lol
I feel like she’d get along with Sandra (one of mine)

Do you like roleplays? Maybe we could do a OxO sometime!
Also…