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Marin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Blade: Your life?
Marin: I- well yes, but…

Fern: Ice isn't answering my messages.
Tiger: Allow me.
Fern: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Ice: (Replying to death threat) Hello.

Marigold: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Bracken: Weight loss? Drink water.
Marin: Clear skin? Drink water.
Blade: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Rose: You remind me of the ocean.
Ice: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Rose: Because you're salty and you scare people.

Blade: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Marin: Points at a picture That one's the dump
Blade: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM

Ice: We can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Fern: Thats not how you bake cookies.
Rose: FLOOR IT.
Ice: How about 4000000 degrees for one second?
Fern: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Ice: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Rose: DO IT
Fern: NO-

Blade: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Tiger: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Ice, to Marigold: If you see Rose, give her this message. Makes neutral face She'll know what it means.
later
Marigold: Oh, and Ice said to give you this message
Marigold: Makes neutral face
Rose: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Bracken: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Tiger: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out!
Bracken: That's not how it works-

Rose: Coughs up blood
Ice: Don't die, Rose!
Rose: Don't tell me what to do!

yes

Trinity: SPARKLES, CLIPSY, SPARKLES!
Eclipse: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.

Rayla: Does something stupid
Her dad: Hey could you maybe not do that
Rayla: Glares at dad What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Her dad: Holding up a piece of paper I have a fucking Ph. D.

Yrene: Hey Chase, you ever think about how the world used to be?
Chase: Yes. About as many times, equal to the number of fucks I give about someone trying to kill me.
Yrene: Nods thoughtfully Fair enough.

Alissa: Destroys a lot of property
Alissa: Kills a fuck ton of people
Alissa: Commits a mass genocide upon the population of China
Alissa: Says one bad thing about the hero's friends
The hero: Kicking down the door to Alissa's hideout You talkin' mad shit for someone within CRUSADING DISTANCE

Wren: Mumbles
Rosjāi: Genuinely not hearing Sorry, what?
Wren: Screeches
Rosjāi: Screeches as well due to shock

Ian: Does something stupid just to make Aelar laugh and choke on his food
Aelar: laughs, choking on his food
Ian: OMG, THAT WAS MY GOAL, BUT NOW I FEEL SO BAD!!!! Kitten, are you okay?!

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Aelar: See’s a tile on the floor slightly out of place and freaks out
Ian: Kitten, come on, it’ll be okay, just don’t think about it.
Aelar: How the hell can I not think about it? It’s right there in front of my face!
Ian: Love, it’s okay-
Aelar: It is not okay! This person had one job!

Bennete: Looking at Frÿhn I left for 5 minutes!
Rayla: Shrugs And?
Frÿh: Screming! GOD DAMN IT RAYLA WHAT THE FU-
Bennete: Did you *really have to stab him?!
Rayla: You weren't here! You didn't hear what she said to me!
Bennete: Pinching the bridge of his nose And what did she say?
Rayla: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Frÿh: Still screaming
Ûndyne: In the background She has a point you know-

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Rayla: Making food
Ûndyne: Walks in and scowls Since when do you cook?
Rayla: Since now, when I wanted to do something nice!
Ûndyne: Shaking his head Nope, not believing it.
Rayla: Sighs Damn it. . . okay, don't tell Bennete but I'm using his non-stick pots to make poisons to take down the King of the Elders.
Bennete: Hearing You're whAT?!
Rayla: Oop- bye bye! Disappears with the pots

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Frÿh: Hey Rayla, you remember that time when-
Bennete: Holds a hand up to stop Frÿh I swear to all the Lights, if this is about the boar incident I will stab you-
Rayla: Muffled snickering

Young Rayla's teacher: You are not to leave that box until your timeout is over, young lady!
Rayla: pouts
Rayla: A few minutes later gets an idea !!! Starts scotting it and giggles malevolently
The teacher: Notices RAYLA NO-
Rayla: Speeds up and starts laughing maniacally
About an hour later. . .
Rayla's dad: Hears the story . . .
Rayla's dad: BUT she didn't leave the box.

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Rayla: Staring down literal Death I'll give you my soul if you-
Bennete: nO DON'T YOU DARE ASK DEATH TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE AND CHEAT HER OUT OF YOUR SOUL AGAIN WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS YOU DO NOT CHEAT DEATH
Rayla: Pouts You're no fun.

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Rayla: Gently taps table:
Bennete: *Gently taps back
Frÿh: What are they doing?
Ûndyne: Morse code.
Rayla: Agressively taps table
Bennete: Slams hand down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Ûndyne: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bennete: Killed without hesitation.
Rayla: No.

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Rayla: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Frÿh: Not if they consent to it.
Ûndyne: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Bennete: yES?!

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Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Rayla: Shit.
Bennete: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Frÿh: OH MY LIGHTS ÛNDYNE FELL OFF-

Hector: Silvia, I am questioning your sanity…
Kenzo: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Kenzo: You have to apologize to Hector!
Silvia: Fine!
Silvia: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Hector sneezes
Kenzo: Hector, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
Silvia sneezes
Kenzo: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

Oh hi

Ilanden: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Phoenix: How do you play?
Biin: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Phoenix: How does anyone win?
Ilanden: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?

Warth: Hey, Aga?
Aga: Yeah?
Warth: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or False?
Aga:
Aga: Ilanden put you up to this, didn't he?

Myrioi: What is your favorite mythical story?
Phoenix: The Story of My Will to Live.
Myrioi: I don't think I've heard that one before.

Chaie: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Shaziri: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.

Vorren: I can't imagine what Shaziri is planning with Ninaj, but I can tell you two things; I won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Chaie to Shaziri: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Phoenix: Sometimes she walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw her amble into certain death. And she drags me along every time.

Myrioi: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Erth: I'm going to politely decline.

Shaziri: Rules were made to be broken.
Chaie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ilanden: Uh, pinatas.
Warth: Glow sticks.
Reior: Karate boards.
Erth: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Shaziri: And rules!

Phoenix: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Myrioi: Theft.
Ilanden: Disturbing the peace.
Reior: Aggravated assault.
Erth: Arson.
Shaziri: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Astylius: (to Chaie) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Ilanden: I THINK MONSTERS ATE THE MOON!!!
Astylius: Except for that guy.

manta: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl….
Mara: ….
Charlie: …..
Terrance: ……
Corie: ..Who?
Manta: That's the thing we don't-
Everyone stares at Corie

In a horror movie situation
spoko: I've got no service in my phone here.
beake: Shoot, my battery just died.
lemon: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
flora: Guys, my phone is a book.

lettari: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

maddie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
spoko: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
beake: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
chulta: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

manta: You don't know anything about me!
beake: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

flora: Operation no more distractions is a go!
not even 10 seconds later
flora: Oh, look! A butterfly!

mackya: When I was a kid, lemon told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
chulta: They are!
mackya: FOR REAL?
chulta: No! Why did you fall for it again?

River: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Evan: Your life?
River: I- well yes, but…

River: Vivian isn't answering my messages.
Evan: Allow me.
River: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Vivian: (Replying to death threat) Hello.

Suzanne: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Warren: Weight loss? Drink water.
Suzanne: Clear skin? Drink water.
Evan: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

River: You remind me of the ocean.
Evan: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
River: Because you're salty and you scare people.

River: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Evan: -Points at a picture- That one's the dump
River: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM

Warren: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Evan: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Warren: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Evan: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out
Warren: That's not how it works-

Screwgun: -Coughs up blood-
Suzanne: Don't die, Rose!
Screwgun: Don't tell me what to do!

Suzanne: SPARKLES, BULLMAN, SPARKLES!
Dreamer: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.

Screwgun: -Does something stupid-
Suzanne: Hey could you maybe not do that
Screwgun: What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Suzanne: -Holding up a piece of paper- I have a fucking Ph. D.

Vivian: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Blackberry: How do you play?
Suzanne: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Blackberry: How does anyone win?
Vivian: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?

Warren: What is your favorite mythical story?
Evan: The Story of My Will to Live.
Vivian: I don't think I've heard that one before.

Suzanne: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Vivian: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.

Vivian to Screwgun: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Suzanne: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death. And he drags me along every time.

Suzanne: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Screwgun: I'm going to politely decline.

River: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Blackberry: Theft.
Warren: Disturbing the peace.
Vivian: Aggravated assault.
Evan: Multiple counts of murder in the first degree.
Screwgun: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Suzanne: (to Vivian) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Screwgun: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHILDREN JOINING THE SESH
Suzanne: Except for that guy.

this is based of an actual convo I had…
Savannah: so they..um..whats the word?
Sammy and Jamie: what word?
Savannah: its kinda like adopting but tempoary
Jamie: that's called human trafficking and its illegal
Savannah: no not that, its like renting an orphan
Sammy: FOSTERING?!??!
Savannah: yeah that's the word!

Assistant: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods
Assistant, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Shiori: nudges Raiki at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Raiki? Wake up, Raiki! Listen! They're sexless!
Raiki: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

Shiori: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Raiki, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Raiki: Hi, I'm Shiori's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Raiki: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

Oscar, talking to Robin on the porch: So, yeah he's a handfu- What do you have there?!
Quinn, running in circles around the tree: A KNIFE
Robin: NO

Conrad, trips: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Guen: Watch your profanity!
Jasper: launches into a long stream of curse words

Iris, minding her business, buying clothes
Quinn: STORY TIME what this woman didn't realize is that this jacket had a whole… lot of style

Jaelynn: Why are you smiling like that
Jackii: Can't i just be happy?
Jasper: I tripped down the stairs.