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Started March 08, 2023 by Deleted user

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Chaie: Are you this rude to everyone?
Reior: Yup. Don't think you're special.

Chaie: If I'm not back in five minutes, leave without me, okay?
Phoenix: I'm not leaving you!
Chaie: (glares)
Phoenix: …Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Chaie!

Phoenix: I hate when people ask me, "What did you do today?"
Phoenix: Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five pm, okay? I don't KNOW!

Myrioi, at any given time: Hang on, I'm about to be brilliant!

Shaziri: Ninaj, can I have a spiked mace?
Ninaj: Shouldn't you ask Vorren?
Shaziri: He said no.
Ninaj: Then why're you asking me?
Shaziri: Because he's not the boss of you. :)
Ninaj, mentally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

Erth: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Erth: And this knife I found.

Shaziri: Why are you on the floor?
Phoenix: I'm depressed.
Phoenix: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Chaie please?

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Liam:Curled in blanket burrito with just his eyes visible
Rose:Shoveling popcorn in her mouth with eyes glued to the screen
Blixa:Trying desperately to keep cool but is halfway into Liam’s lap
Dan:Flails wildly when scary things happen and accidentally kicks everyone at least twice
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Derora:rolling down car windowWhat seems to be the problem,officer?
Cop:Get the HELL out of my car.
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Teacher:Mr.Liam the assignment was to bring in something important to you.
Liam:Yeah and I did that.
Teacher:I meant an object not Mr.Blixa
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Rose:He died of natural causes
Dan:You pushed him off the roof
Rose:Gravity’s natural
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Interviewer:How many children do you have?
Violet:Biologically,legally or emotionally?
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Blixa:Crap,it’s cold
Liam:Here take my hoodie,i’m not even that cold
Blixa:Thanks, I'll give it back tomorrow.
Later at home
Blixa,aggressively inhaling in Liam’s hoodie scent while curled up inside it:I’m not giving this back
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Computer:Type your password
Thomas:your password
Computer:Your password is incorrect
Thomas:What the hell?
Computer:Try again
Thoms:Again
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Blixa:Traps a wasp under a cup*
Rose:Puts two more cups down
Blixa:Please,no-
Rose:Starts shuffling the cups
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Hephaestus:Love is a weakness,an evolutionary mistake.
Dan:You’re literally making valentine’s cards for everyone
Hephaestus:Pointing his hot glue gun threateningly:You’re on thin freaking ice
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Thomas:We’ll be right back ,me and Dan have to check the ring bear.
Violet:It’s pronounced ring bearer.
Thomas:…
Dan:uh-
Violet:Look at me right now and tell me you two didn’t bring a wild animal to my wedding.
Thomas:
Dan:
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oh I have so many of these, I literally have a doc FULL of them

Owen: (singing to Sandra) I can show you the world!
Seth: (passing by) You have 2 dollars and 3 cents.
Owen: I can show you my driveway!

Seth: (under his breath) future wife say what?
Adalynn: (actually not hearing) what?
Seth: (screeches)

Adalynn: that’s too much coffee for you!
Sandra: coffee cures depression.
Adalynn: no it doesn’t.
Sandra: more espresso less depresso.

oh I have so many of these, I literally have a doc FULL of them

(I'm so obsessed with these, I have several docs full. A different doc for each set of characters…. XD)

oh I have so many of these, I literally have a doc FULL of them

(I'm so obsessed with these, I have several docs full. A different doc for each set of characters…. XD)

YUSSSS
I spend more time meme-ing my characters than writing 0_o

oh I have so many of these, I literally have a doc FULL of them

(I'm so obsessed with these, I have several docs full. A different doc for each set of characters…. XD)

YUSSSS
I spend more time meme-ing my characters than writing 0_o

Yup, lol

Adalynn: truth or dare?
Seth: truth.
Adalynn: how many hours have you slept this week?
Seth: dare.
Adalynn: I dare you to go to sleep.
Seth: I don’t like this game.

Kathy: geo have you eaten today?
Geo: ……..shit- runs

Buba: points to random stranger
Goi: sweetie its not polite to point- notices kathy smiling from on top of a building where he’s holding a screaming guy
Kathy: waves Hi!
Buba: waves
Goi: ….in broad daylight?!

Myrioi: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Chaie: I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Ilanden: Sprite is just spicy water. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Aga: I want a refund.

Erth: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Chaie: Hey, Reior, how tall are you?

Phoenix: I said you could invite one person to the reception. One.
Shaziri: Look, Nivian, they don't come separately!
Vorren: Yep.
Ninaj: We're pack animals, Nivian.

Chaie: Why would you give a knife to Erth?!
Shaziri: She felt unsafe!
Chaie: Well, not I feel unsafe.
Shaziri: I'm sorry….
Shaziri: Would you like a knife?

Shaziri: I'm starting therapy tomorrow and I've been trying to think of power moves I could make towards my therapist. I've decided to bring a notepad with me and take notes on it whenever they take notes, and then I'll eat the paper at the end of the session.
Phoenix: Shay, this is why you need therapy.

Warth: Okay, Reior, close your eyes.
Reior: closes his eyes
Warth: What do you see?
Reior: Nothing.
Reior:
Reior: Warth?
Reior: HEY! GET YOUR BUTT AND MY SANDWICH BACK HERE!

Phoenix, showing pictures of Myrioi and Chaie: These friends are the ones I call up when I need a shoulder to cry on, or a tub of ice cream. Depends on my mood.
Phoenix, showing pictures of Shaziri and Erth: These friends are the ones I call when I need a death to look like an accident.
Bartender:

Warth:
Warth: What happened to Ilanden?
Reior, in a monotone voice: I guess my stunning good looks must have taken his breath away.
Ilanden, on the floor crying: He punched me- in thE sTOmAcH!

Evadan: I am your worst nightmare.
Shaziri: My worst nightmare is Canadian geese, try again.

Evadan: Who doesn't want to be powerful? Who doesn't want blood sacrifices made in their name?

Phoenix: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Biin: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ilanden: I got distracted about halfway through.
Reior: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Myrioi: (points to random stranger)
Phoenix: Myri, it's not polite to point- (notices Shaziri smiling from on top of a building where she’s holding a screaming guy)
Shaziri: (waves) Hi!
Myrioi: (waves)
Phoenix: ….in broad daylight?!

i am ded. these…. are gold.

they truly are.

i am ded. these…. are gold.

I have lists and lists of these that are just growing bigger…😂

oooooh

i want to see more.

so are these just quotes out of context, or mishearing of quotes?

Sandra: You were stabbed, do you remember anything?
Adalynn: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Seth: That wasn’t an ambulance; I drove you.
Adalynn: But I heard the sirens.
Seth: That was Owen screaming.
Owen: I will not apologize for caring.

Sandra: don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeves.
Adalynn: I think you mean cards.
Owen: she did not.
Sandra, pulling knives from her sleeves: I did not.

Adalynn: you’re ignoring all your problems.
Owen: yeah, I know.
Adalynn: you know that’s not a healthy coping mechanism, right?
Owen: yeah, I’m kind of ignoring that, too.

Adalynn: Sandra, are you mad?
Sandra: no.
Adalynn: so sharpening knives at two AM is just a hobby?

Seth: remember- more espresso, less depresso :)
Sandra: (takes a sip of coffee) I'm still depressed but now I'm
F A S T

Sandra: WELCOME TO APPLEBEE’S, WOULD YOU LIKE THE APPLES OR THE BEES??
Jasper: … bees?
Sandra: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!
Jasper: wait-
Owen: [approaches as he aggressively shakes jar of bees]
Jasper: wAIT-

Owen: (recording on his phone) okay, I am home alone and there was a thud upstairs, there’s something in my house.
Owen: ♬ If you came here to kill me, clap your hands ♬
Seth, pranking him: clap clap
Owen: bolts out of the house and down the street screeching

these are amazing.

so are these just quotes out of context, or mishearing of quotes?

I'm not sure, I've pulled a lot of them from memes and incorrect quote generators lol
I think a lot of them are TV quotes or Tumblr/Twitter posts? someone correct me if i be wrong

also Arrow I love Shaziri already lol

Amelia: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.
Amelia: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Lili: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

😂 I'm in a library so I have to be quiet but I'm wHEEZIGN

Samantha: transforms to look like greg
Greg joking, she dosen't have hair: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Sylvya: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Also Sylvya: upends the bottle

Tonya: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, (i'm not sure if swears are allowed… so…. Messed with) a bee.