forum I'm lacking the creative ingenuity to provide a clever and witty name (Character Chat 5)

Started March 16, 2019 by Deleted user

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She shook her head. "Wrong again. I broke it when I was six. My foster parents at the time tossed me out in the snow after I set a curtain on fire. I landed on my arm."

He chuckled. "I'm not very good at this."

She also chuckled. "No, you're not. That leaves one fact left."

"I guess at 16 you don't really have time for a serious relationship. I was in Venezuela around that time."

She shrugged. "I was 15 when I had my first and only real partner. It… didn't last long."

"15……I think I was in a Panama jail." He snapped his finger. "Damn that would've been a good truth."

She chuckled, diverting her attention from her failed relationship. "Okay, your turn."

"Hm….I worked at Chick-fil-a for a week, I helped deliver a baby, and I got a kiss from the daughter of a drug cartel leader's daughter."

She tilted her head. It was either the baby or the kiss. "I don't think you helped deliver a baby. You'd be too embarrassed."

"I never saw anything. I stood beside her and let her squeeze the life out of my 12 year old hand while the father and the doctor worked under a blanket." He glanced over at her.

"Hmm. Then the kiss is the lie." Or maybe I'm wrong and it's just wishful thinking…

"Who's baby do you think I helped deliver? It was the weird air kiss when they barely graze your cheek. Got one from the father, too. Didn't understand a word they said, so I just nodded and said, 'Si, si.'" he said with a laugh.

"Oh." she laughed. "I guess we're both bad at this."

"I got fired 3 days after getting hired. I burnt everything I touched."

She held up a hand for a high-five. "Hell yeah!"

He reached up and gave her a high five with a laugh.

"Okay, my turn." She thought about it. "My step father's in the government, I don't know how to drive a car, and I've never had a legit job."

"I don't think you know how to drive a car."

"Nope, I don't."

"Haha!" he sat up, fist-pumping.

She raised a brow. "I never said I could."

"No, I'm happy I got one right."

She smiled. "That was an easy one. But what's the lie?"