I just

obliteration rocket

screamful terror

the log brothers

these all sound like euphemisms that red has used in our rps before

uh oh but it's from that one movie
wait
what movie was it

no hold on it's this movie and it's supposed to be funny and it's a woman and she plays dumb but she's a good actress uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2WRKFNWE WHAT IS IT

OH IT'S ESTELLE FROM FRIENDS

ok let me rephrase:

uh oh but it's from that one time when estelle fucks up joey's job without meaning to

I would say that most people consider a person losing their virginity as when the hymen tears? Idk for sure though

I legit didn’t know what a hymen was until this chat bc I’ve got no experience in straight sex xD

I legit didn’t know what a hymen was until this chat bc I’ve got no experience in straight sex xD

big mood except im trans so big mood but in a different way

I didn't know what it was until I watched Jenna Moreci's How To Write A Sex Scene video. 10/10 recommend btw for anyone looking into the dos and don'ts of doing the do. The newer video from 2019 is the better one

I cant watch it sadly because I'm only allowed on my school laptop… :(

Ahh, Much Ado About
Or as people in Shakespeare's time would have called it, 'Drama About Vagoosh'

DSBEZSRHHTRHYG

and it's even better bc i actually already knew that it was meant sort of as a dirty joke that roughly translates to "pussy isn't a big deal"

THAT'S WHAT NOTHING MEANT!
So this scene from Hamlet goes from
"That's a fair thought, to lie between a maid's legs."
"What was that, my lord?"
"Nothing."
To
"That's a fair thought, to lie between a maid's legs."
"What was that, my lord?"
"Vagoosh."

and it's even better bc i actually already knew that it was meant sort of as a dirty joke that roughly translates to "pussy isn't a big deal"

My dude my pal I'm working on a musical based off of Much Ado (currently called 'Commotion Without Notion' bc why not) and I desperately want to work in a song about the different couples being horny and singing about how much they love each other and then their SO going "what was that?" and then the character singing goes "NoThInG!!" but I wanna keep it PG-13.
Do you see my dilemma?

I just

obliteration rocket

screamful terror

the log brothers

these all sound like euphemisms that red has used in our rps before

huehuehuehuehue~

ahem

_{whehehehe pupu}

Pupu hahahahaha

Guys.

Gals, and non-binary pals.

Enough. This thread isn't for nonsense

Yeahhhh sorry 'bout that. So, on the subject of what we're actually supposed to be talking about, healthy and stable relationships? Not necessarily sexual but that does contribute to a lot of relationships and how they function so maybe we could all discuss writing that?

Healthy relationships are not difficult to write, I honestly don't understand why authors default to abusive.

3 main components:

1. Honesty
2. Communication
3. Trust.

If one of those is missing or completely bonkers then you have an abusive relationship.
Also, most relationships do not start out with people hating or being mean to one another. That's not realistic. These days no one wants to chase after the so called 'one that got away'. Unrequited love is a useful trope to use as long as it is done right.

I also think that people give polyamory a bad rap. It does provoke some queries on morality, but I'm not against dissing it entirely (but relationships between only two people tend to be more functional, I will point out). I think it shouldn't be looked upon as purely evil but just different, and you should really only try and write it if you actually know what you're talking about and if you're like, really good at writing relationships tbh.