forum "Would you rather have wings, or an extra set of arms?" (Closed)

Started October 04, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Joy growls loudly.

"I swear to the lord, if you two give each other black eyes and bloody noses, I will slam you again as soon as I can."

"One." Ezra said calmly as he bought his fist down but stopped it in between them, two of his fingers sticking out to shape little scissors. He smiled and laughed.

Joy realizes what's going on, and feels stupid.

The only time those two had resorted to fists was over Joy getting harrassed - even though they knew she could easily slam anybody who was rude or who was a womanizer.

Six chuckled. Kids.
If they wouldn't fight each other, they'd wind up fighting together, which was fine with him.
"You're getting quite perceptive with those ears. That's a good sign."

Joy turns her head to face Six.

"It's very simple, really. I use my ears a lot anyways, so it's easy to get used to relying on my ears and nose."

"Lots of potential there." Six mused for a moment. "Maybe after I'm done modifying your feet I can work on your ears a bit."

"My feet, huh. Giving me talons?" Joy snarls.

Six laughed. "That's exactly what I'm doing." He tapped her leg. "I also need to make sure your musculature is ready to jump 20 feet into the air from a standing position, so you can take off easily from the ground. Unless you want jet packs instead of wings."

"I'd much rather have the wings, thanks." Joy snorts.

"And as for jumping, that would be fun. As long as I can land without breaking my bones."

Six tapped her other leg, almost like he was considering her bone structure. "Exactly why I'd need to work on them."
He was a creepy blend of caring at murderous at the moment. You could almost forget he was holding 4 kids captive and operating on them without anesthetic.

Jenna groaned. She had stuck her hand out, flat. "You cheated!"

Joy sighs.

"Well, you're going to do whatever the fuck you want to me anyways. I may as well try to fucking sleep while you do it," she huffs, passing out pretty much immediately.

Ezra rolled his eyes. "How did i cheat?" he asked generally curios on what she thought he did.

"You decided on scissors AFTER I put paper."

"How does that work if I went first?"

Six jabbed Joy in the leg with another stimulant, the heavy amphetamines snapping her wide awake, heart racing, head pounding.
"Can't have that now, can we…"

Joy wakes up, and screams a foul stream of curses and insults.

"MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST ON A STICK, CAN'T A GIRL GET SOME GODDAMN SLEEP, YOU MOTHERFUCKING COCKEATING TOELICKING FUNGAL BREATHED PIECE OF POORLY PACKAGED HORSESHIT?! GODDAMN CABBAGE TONGUED, PAPER BAG HEADED NO DICK HAVING HUNCHBACKED FUCKBOY!"

(Damn, I fell behind! Lol!)
(Also, I’m a bit confused. Is the lab actually visible from the cave, accessible even? Because I thought it wasn’t, except for maybe a concealed window)

Ōn’nyosh cried out in pain when the creature snapped his ankle, though it only came out as a strained gasp. He then quickly noticed the disappearance of the beast and rolled onto his back, taking several deep breaths.

As he lay there, he realized that it was a game. The creature was gone after the first wound. It was a twisted kind of ‘first blood’ round. Which meant that Round Two would be worse.

He considered his options, searching the ceiling and walls for possible perches or escape routes. However, his thoughts were interrupted when he was restrained again, forced to watch the strange ‘fight’ going on. He had no clue what was going on, but it was definitely annoying the hell out of him.

‘Fuck all of you,’he mouthed.

He was done with everyone’s shit. He wanted to kill the magician with his bare hands, knock the shit out of three idiots around him, find his possessions, and leave. He wouldn’t even bother trying to woo the two women anymore. They weren’t worth it, and they behaved like spoiled children, at best.

"It just does. Looks like you were just born to cheat" Jenna said, with a piercing glare at Ezra.