forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

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“By the way duke are you aware that that map has no yellow on it at all? Maybe you do need to go back to kindergarten.” Axolotl chuckles slightly and continues to stare blankly at the map

he looks at her surprised then back at the map, he holds it closer and squints. "i… have no idea.. eh, im sure we'll ba fine." he didn't understand what axolotl meant, i mean, how could colors be wrong?
he starts to walk back towards the forest. "let's go!"

“Hey idiot you’re holding the map wrong” Axolotl points the opposite direction that Duke was going

he pauses and looks at the map again, turns upside down and walks the axolotl was pointing. "ok, NOW let's go."

“There ya go buddy” Axolotl and Duke walk towards the RIGHT direction following the map

after a small while of walking they reached the edge of a large river, it was startlingly blue, so perhaps it was the trail on the map. "this has to be it, right..?" he was pretty uncertain, he knew some of the paths on the map were imminent death and he wasn't the best with maps.

“Okay I can actually read maps so give me that and btw the turn was about 4 lefts ago”
Axolotl takes the map from Duke and turns around

he looks over axolotl's shoulder at the map. "where in the hell did we go then?" he said rhetorically, he tried to recall everything he'd heard about it. "follow the blue line.. something about an old person… and something." he scratched his head in confusion, but just followed behind axolotl.

“Well good sir there is no blue line I think your talking about the purple line and we didn’t miss the path by that much” Axolotl continues walking back

"ah, well… i may have a problem then."

“Ya think!?”

"ANYWAYS, suppose this is as perilous as i was told, are you a good fighter?"

“Ummm yes of course I’m a good fighter! What would you expect? It’s me.”

"i guess that was kind of an obvious question." he said nodding a bit. after walking a bit more along the path they come to a fork in the road, the two roads look identical as he tell.
(should we fight something?)