forum The Chicken Saga - Wars and Duels and Divine Retribution of Wrongs Delt Unto Us

Started March 23, 2023 by @False-andrew flash_on

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Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Ame sighs. “I’m not lying. Watch-“ She impales Eli with her sword, which would kill him if he wasn’t already dead-

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

"i just assumed i'd keep being fed s'mores.. or arrested by the, probably real, bear government for treson."

Bear wakes up from her emotionally induced nap, and walks toward the others. "Holy shiii-"

"hello there, we might be attacked by an angry rabbit, care to join?"

"Um, i really don't know- wait, are they making marshmellows?!" Bear's eyes glow a happy peach color.

duke looks around. "im severly short sighted, are we making marshmallows?

Axolotl laughs “Yes they are marshmallows, What are we gonna do with you”

"i just assumed i'd keep being fed s'mores.. or arrested by the, probably real, bear government for treson."

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

Ame looks slightly confused. “Eli, you’re already dead.”

He raises an eyebrow. "No I'm not."

Ame narrows her eyes. “You’re a ghost, just like me.”

He rolls his eyes. "Stop lying."

Ame sighs. “I’m not lying. Watch-“ She impales Eli with her sword, which would kill him if he wasn’t already dead-

He blinks, staring at her. He then turns and runs off into the fire.

Liz watches as Ame stabs Eli. “Ame, what the fuck-“

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

"well actually, considering all the theft-…"

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

"well actually, considering all the theft-…"

“HAHAHA okay metaphorically poor soul”

Liz watches as Ame stabs Eli. “Ame, what the fuck-“

Ame watches Eli as he runs off. She calls out to him, “*You owe me a new lighter!” then turns to Liz. “What? He can’t die twice.”

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

"well actually, considering all the theft-…"

“HAHAHA okay metaphorically poor soul”

"… perhaps?…"

Liz watches as Ame stabs Eli. “Ame, what the fuck-“

Ame watches Eli as he runs off. She calls out to him, “*You owe me a new lighter!” then turns to Liz. “What? He can’t die twice.”

Liz gestures around a bit. “He’s not dead! How the hell do you know he is?”

Null sighs and appears out of nowhere. She holds her hands in front of her, then slams her palms together.

Time freezes, then rewinds. Ame has her lighter back, there were no fires. Everything is the way it was.

Axolotl pats duke shoulder “ you poor soul”

"well actually, considering all the theft-…"

“HAHAHA okay metaphorically poor soul”

"… perhaps?…"

“excuse me, what perhaps what do you mean, perhaps “

Ame glares at Liz. “What, you don’t trust a ghost to know if someone else is a ghost or not? Eli’s dead. Dumbass.” She looks around. “…Oh. My lighter.”